Dis counts!!
A broad abroad on a board aboard.
Because he only had followers. Not friends.
IPhone. - No, I meant the number. - It's a 6. - No, to contact you. - I don't use it for that.
Com.crete.
Me. Ow.
Biden: What color should the lion be Yellow. Biden: I'm using green. *giggles*
Me: "A divorce lawyer."
Light bulbs
He happily says, "Since 2009!"
They prefer to use Norse code.
Turn it into a tire and call it a goodyear.
She forgot to delete her Bowser history
They use astro knots.
Tomblr.
Slow down and use some lube
A Lou-ouija board.
He uses his Donkey Tongs.
A fork
Cuz he always uses a straw, man!
He used a Luigi Board.
Weabooleans
Because they should use protection to practice safe text
I used to know, but then I took an arrow to the knee
Peers
Isn't this using the internet backwards
My ex-wife
XP Edit: Explanation(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ChiRho)
She was a bit taken aback when I replied, "Facebook."
A moosecut!
Because authorities want a carbon copy of all matters.
An im-paw-ster.
To bone up on his schoolwork.
Quack.
X-Post from ProgrammerHumor) He used an encrypted key.
STARbucks.
I remember when we used to make stuff in this lazy country!
Default
Keeping cows from falling apart.
Olive Oil.
The screens keep on filling up with white-out.
They use Google Mops.
Imgrrrrrrr
You're a little rougher than I'm used to, but I'll grit and bear it. I'm sorry, that joke was a little rough ;D
A salt rifle.
A Luigi Board
I don't know! Well you're not using my computer keyboard then!
Because it is using steroids.
Parents.
Because it takes longer to pick up.
EFISHancy!
A. He uses "windows".
One you use tweetment and the other, oinkment
Used Tampons
The knife just wasn't cutting it.
They use snail Polish.
God: Trust. Man can use it to form lasting bonds and friendships. What you making Satan: A bong.
Pair-a-dice!
A gyroscope.
They have to use their Endor voices.
That's grounds for divorce!
Leonardo DiCaprio's Oscar shelf.
Because they were for test porpoise only
Using a pair of Caesars.
They use a Chopin Liszt!
They are used to being chaste.
He was getting far too wrapped up in it.
Using a Luigi board!
Amazon'
By remixing it.
A highlighter Edit: Or a Bud Light Courtesy of u/isnottoast
A Boosted Animal
WD-4D
Because they couldn't find the droid they were looking for
He used a skeleton key.
I've been using a discount card, but I can only ever get 20% off
Cth-Hulu
No wheezin'
He uses Hare Spray.
Pilates
You integrate it
Marsh-Mellows
Paypal
Doctor: "I'm afraid she's critical". Me: "Oh, you get used to that...".
One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.
Because they use a strongly typed language.
You use a pumpkin patch.
Lil Caesars
Cell phones.
Because it's not stroganoff.
Because they use honey combs!
Profanity.
LOW FLYING AIRPLANES!" When do we want it "NEEEEOOOOOOOOOOW"
Polly wants a firecracker!
A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips.
A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips
One of them has shiny bodyhair and smells like cod, the other one is a mammal that lives in the sea.
A bilingual chicken
Make them wipe their screen because they think text is a smudge.
Reddish.
Spotted click
A Clock-18
Because they're all Petra-flied of using the air!
With a blender. how do you get them out? with a straw.
A. With a blender. Q. How do you get a baby out of a shoebox? A. With a straw.
Herr Jordan
A. The area around the Jordan. The banks were always overflowing.
