The type of gas used.
Because they only use half pipes.
Girl: Adobe Photoshop CS5!
They use Bootox.
A pedometer
He wasn't using protection.
He used the Hookshot!
P.Cs of eight P.Cs of eight.
An ex-boxer.
They both love using the shredder.
Dad: We used to keep useless information to ourselves.
Polaroids
I think I could use a Han here.
Fake money they use in prisons.
They want everything to be straight.
He couldn't part with it.
It doesn't work.
You use tulips.
The trainer responds, "The ATM"
Iced lolly.
Oz Moses.
Coach: "Use The ATM Machine Outside The Gym"
All-porpoise cleaner.
Because they don't understand CAPitalism
Show your work.
Because the dimes (times) have changed.
He had to start from scratch.
WIFE: I clean the toilet.... HUSBAND:How does that help WIFE: I use your toothbrush.
Tom" Cruise Missiles.
Pro Life Tips.
Nothing," he replied, "I've just never seen a man using hair rollers before."
A. Their personalities.
Too many incompatible drivers.
She asked me. Her face looked quite taken aback when I said, "Facebook"
Chjesus Chrust *Thanks I will show myself out*
A1: You need a quarter to use the phone.
Because they lived once
Now you're just some bunny that I used to know.
Alot of T gets dumped in a harbor
He uses a hans free device
The Inter-nyet.
Because when the cane goes 'bam' the child goes boo!
I know where we're going.
Potatoes
It was asbestos they could do at the time!
JawaScript
Occam's razor
Canuck-chucks.
Me: Bed Bath & Beyond Wife: You used a coupon right Me: Coupon *wife faints*
I replied, "I'm not sure, I think they use a crane."
Arcane-gel!
By using their instinks and common scents!
Why* would you like fries with that
Uniball.
Because he always uses a razor.
Baby's because you can use a pitchfork
It's finger licking good.
Mennonitis!
Doctor responds: "Heavy drug use, ma'am" Widow: "But doctor, my husband didn't use drugs!" Doctor: "I know, but I did"
Olay.
He uses a lot of BLEAYOTCH!
Because he doesn't make mistakes, only happy little accidents.
A holey Bible. And, yet, it still made more sense than Scientology.
Our chef. He's a little green man who lives in a toadstool. What did he use to make it Elf-raising flour of course.
Because he had to use the bathroom.
He didn't use enough force...
Use a starch engine.
Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"
Deterrent.
BLEEE-AAAACH!
Squawky-talkies!
Did your manners die too Use your words!
Rep Tiles
Daesh Network
She probably gets royalties
It's not there anymore.
Dis counts!!
Surname
A broad abroad on a board aboard.
Because he only had followers. Not friends.
IPhone. - No, I meant the number. - It's a 6. - No, to contact you. - I don't use it for that.
Com.crete.
Me. Ow.
Biden: What color should the lion be Yellow. Biden: I'm using green. *giggles*
Me: "A divorce lawyer."
Light bulbs
He happily says, "Since 2009!"
They prefer to use Norse code.
Turn it into a tire and call it a goodyear.
She forgot to delete her Bowser history
They use astro knots.
Tomblr.
Slow down and use some lube
A Lou-ouija board.
So hangman is more realistic.
He uses his Donkey Tongs.
A fork
Cuz he always uses a straw, man!
Shoe laces.
He used a Luigi Board.
He leaves a dark mark
It's Gonna Be Pee
Jockey straps.
A globe-trotter!
He goes back 4 seconds.
I'd tell you happy birthday, but to me, you've been dead for centuries
Because their husbands have hollow-weenies.
His mom was in a jam.
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.
And this is just their way of breaking the ice.
Stalagmice!
Is there a terrorist mobile tariff I can go on
Funicula
Sandwitch
They both live underground, **except for the eagle.**
To live in a motor home
