The ATM
In the womb, he used to fight bald clowns. (Self made joke)
Camenbert
None... they live an ascetic lifestyle and prefer to not use electricity.
Cirque d'Olay
Denim denim denim.
McDonald's knows how to use salt
Just wait and they'll tell you.
Coal-Ala
A Hairy Reasoner. (Andy Rooney used to enjoy this one)
They're used to dealing with ripostes.
Yarrrrrsync!
Mascarpone!
Camembert!
Apricots. I used to love this joke when I was a little kid and told it over and over. I'm still a little in love with it for that reason. What are some of your favorite jokes from when you were a little kid?
A real mess on your hands.
Give them to elephants to use as marbles!
A seasaw
Papal towels.
Arab spring
Conditioner Gordon.
Your name
Use mouse to mouse resuscitation!
The phone goes green, green, green, I pink it up, and say yellow.
Someone else's!
Does anyone have a charger I could use
They're used to people 'goblin' them!
Aloe, mate. I'm sorry
Slow down and use some lubricant.
Is just not as challenging since she started using foursquare.
Because they have to use their Endor voices.
Using saxitoxin.
A skunk uses a cheaper deodorant!
Nanny: I don't know maam. I always return it after using.
Fo Drizzle!
Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!
It uses a plant stand.
They use honeycombs.
Because they don't like conventional ovens.
"Use the fork, Luke."
You can afford four fjord forders' fords.
You use a boa restrictor
A.It's cloged up with paper plates.
Adobe Wan Kenobi
OC (please use your Ahnold voice) Hasta la vista, Baby....Jesus.
He stopped believing in stereotypes.
He wanted to grow mashed potatoes.
Duck tapes
Papal
A swipe and wipe.
Your car.
A casket
Starbucks
A TV Tropism.
Amiigo
Because their p is quiet.
He used base 3.
The cast-a-net.
The millitree.
Buster tire can I use your phone!
AbDUCT tape
IN HIS SLEEVIES! Best used with little kids, or followed by maniacal laughter.
Star Bucks.
This guy.
Because in Soviet Russia, Nut Cracks You!
8-bitcoins
Your name! -
There were too many Links.
Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)
Sign language.
BIG-TIME plot hole in my opinion
Parents.
It takes longer to pick up
Once you get used to it it's not so hot.
He's already got a Thor Axe.
Because they cant find the point.
Because he was using fowl language!
Metal Gears
The Adobe-Wan Kenobi Reader
Slow down and use lubricant.
Use tomato paste.
Shoplifting
They like to stay low-key.
They use boo-eys.
Sans Sheriff.
The living room
Mint conditioner.
Pupil: I don't know Teacher: Correct!
A cross trainer.
Fine. I used to be one who couldn't understand the English men, and now it's the English men who can't understand me.
Her/she
Why not 17 What's stopping us
Not one of them uses a musket =(justsayian
Use your test tickles
Use a squeegee board.
On Yahoo Answers. Stand by while the internet divides itself by zero.
They use a conveyor belt.
A Thormos.
Echosystems. From my 9 year-old.
With an Internet.
Salt
The operating system
None. Horses are not known to use operating systems nor computers for that matter.
LO
The phone we gave you is frightful, But the fire is so delightful; And since we have no replace to go, Let it blow! Let it blow! Let it blow!
Dad dad look what marma-laid'!
Don't look, I'm changing!
She paints a target icon around the outlet.
A glimmer of hope
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.
And this is just their way of breaking the ice.
It hurts when IP.
She was afraid someone would steal her IP address.
