Ow Jokes

What did the cat say when it got hurt?

Me-OW!

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What does a cat say when you tread on its tail?

ME-OW! I am very sorry. Just thought of it and felt like everyone should hear it. Maybe some jokes are better left untold...

What did the werewolf say when he got shot with a silver bullet?

Oooooooowwwwwwwwwwoooooooooooo. He howled while saying ow pretty much

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What did the Marvel character say when he attained full control of his Android's CPU and Kernel?

I am Root.

How did a bit travel from the CPU to the HDD?

It took the bus.

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How many Police Officers does it take to handcuff one man?

Nine, Eight to shoot him and one to say he was very dangerous

How do you stop a lawyer from drowning?

Shoot before he hits the water.

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Why shouldn't you tell a philosophy major a joke?

They don't find them Hume-erous.

What's wrong with a joke containing Cobalt, Radon and Yttrium?

It's CoRnY

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Why do you hold your hand flat above your eyes when you look into the distance?

Because when you would cover your eyes with your hand, you wouldn't see sh*t. I'm lame.

Why did the bald man draw rabbits all over his head?

From a distance they look like hares!

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What did the sister cell say to her sister cell when she stepped on her foot?

Ow Mytosis! Credits to Amanda Damiani

What did one cell say to its sister cell when she stepped on him?

Mitosis!

Hurt Jokes More Hurt Jokes

Why are you crying Ted?

Asked his mum. 'Because my new sneakers hurt.' 'That's because you have put them on the wrong feet.' 'But they are the only feet I have.'

What's wrongdad?

Dad: I told you, my head hurts. Son: This is why mom left.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?

It ran out of juice. I shall take my leave now.

What's the difference between the US and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 300 years, it develops a culture.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

How do you stop a lawyer from drowning?

Shoot before he hits the water.

What did the toilet say when he was hitting on another toilet?

On a scale from one to ten, urinate.