Ow Jokes

What did the cat say when it got hurt?

Me-OW!

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What does a cat say when you tread on its tail?

ME-OW! I am very sorry. Just thought of it and felt like everyone should hear it. Maybe some jokes are better left untold...

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Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

Who's the biggest player in the Hundred Acre Wood?

Eeyore, he's always chasing that tail.

Where do Doggos go when they lose their tail?

THE RETAIL STORE!

Hertz Jokes More Hertz Jokes

How do you measure love?

In hertz!

What's the only painful car rental company?

Hertz.

Sharpen Jokes More Sharpen Jokes

What did the cat use to sharpen its claws?

Me. Ow.

How does a French blacksmith sharpen his blade?

He hon(hon hon)s it.

Hurt Jokes More Hurt Jokes

What's green and hurts when it hits you in the eye?

A snooker table

What did the cat say when it got hurt?

Me-OW!

Sister Cell Jokes More Sister Cell Jokes

What did the sister cell say to her sister cell when she stepped on her foot?

Ow Mytosis! Credits to Amanda Damiani

What did one cell say to its sister cell when she stepped on him?

Mitosis!

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why did the Soviet Union fail?

Too much Stalin'. Yeah it's bad but it made me giggle when I thought of it...

Which of my girlfriends do you think is the prettiest?

What I actually heard was "Do you want a fight "

Land Jokes More Land Jokes

What lands first?

The leaf, a rope stopped the emo.

What happens when you sing a country music song backwards?

You get your wife, truck, and land back.

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

What kind of soldier doesn't need bullets?

The kind of soldier that's always shooting his mouth off.

Why was the actor detained by airport security?

He said he was in town to shoot a pilot.