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Ow Jokes

What did the cat say when it got hurt?

Me-OW!

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What does a cat say when you tread on its tail?

ME-OW! I am very sorry. Just thought of it and felt like everyone should hear it. Maybe some jokes are better left untold...

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

How to use green, yellow, and pink in a sentence?

The phone goes green, green, green, I pink it up, and say yellow.

Why does nobody in Japan use Siri?

Because they can't take it seriousry.

Step Jokes More Step Jokes

What did King Trident say when he stepped in the whale poop?

OH CARP!!!

What do you say when you step on a snake?

Well that bites.

Hertz Jokes More Hertz Jokes

What happens when you get hit by a rental car?

It Hertz.

How do you measure love?

In hertz!

Claw Jokes More Claw Jokes

What did the cat use to sharpen its claws?

Me. Ow.

What would Michael Jackson be doing if he were alive right now?

Probably clawing at the inside of his coffin.

Land Jokes More Land Jokes

Why are sailors so impatient when they get on land?

Because they're tired of waiting in the rhumb line.

How do you know that a plane from the UK has landed?

An hour after its landed its still whining.

Credit Jokes More Credit Jokes

What kind of car does Bill Cosby drive?

A Honda quaalude. (Credit to my girlfriend)

What did Anakin Skywalker cry out as he lay dying and on fire?

Patme! Patme! Credit to my wife on this one

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

Why did EA cross the road?

The punchline for this joke is 0.99$

Why didn't the armless man get the joke?

He just couldn't grasp it.

Werewolf Jokes More Werewolf Jokes

What do you call a werewolf that knows it's a werewolf?

A self-awarewolf.

What do werewolves put at the bottom of their e-mails?

Beast wishes.