Ow Jokes

What did the cat say when it got hurt?

Me-OW!

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

What does a cat say when you tread on its tail?

ME-OW! I am very sorry. Just thought of it and felt like everyone should hear it. Maybe some jokes are better left untold...

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What do you call the vehicle used to carry Henry VIII's second wife to the hospital?

An Anne-Boleyn-ce.

Why did the architect take so long to get started on his church blueprints?

He couldn't decide what font to use.

Sister Cell Jokes More Sister Cell Jokes

What did the sister cell say to her sister cell when she stepped on her foot?

Ow Mytosis! Credits to Amanda Damiani

What did one cell say to his sister cell that stepped on his toe?

Mitosis

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Why are cats bad storytellers?

Because they only have one tale.

What's Anakin Skywalker's favorite animal?

Well, it was cats, originally, but then he was turned to the dog side.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Why do baby clothes have pockets?

I've never heard a baby say: "cigarettes,phone and keys alright let's go"

Why did the rabbit run out of the fast-food restaurant?

He thought he heard someone order a quarter pounder on a toasted bunny.

Cpu Jokes More Cpu Jokes

What did the Marvel character say when he attained full control of his Android's CPU and Kernel?

I am Root.

Why does the CPU never get any work done?

Because it gets interrupted constantly.

Howl Jokes More Howl Jokes

How do you stop a dog howling in the back of a car?

Put him in the front.

What do you call it when a cat howls?

It Meyowls

Hertz Jokes More Hertz Jokes

What distance say when velocity fell on top of him?

Ow, this really hertz.

What happens when you get hit by a rental car?

It Hertz.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why was the baseball player arrested?

He was involved in a hit-and-run.

What's the only animal that can't get hit in the head?

Duck.