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Ow Jokes

What did the cat say when it got hurt?

Me-OW!

$Your Age Is Only Math$

Your Age Is Only Math

What does a cat say when you tread on its tail?

ME-OW! I am very sorry. Just thought of it and felt like everyone should hear it. Maybe some jokes are better left untold...

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Tread Jokes More Tread Jokes

What does a cat say when you tread on its tail?

ME-OW! I am very sorry. Just thought of it and felt like everyone should hear it. Maybe some jokes are better left untold...

Why was the farmer hopping mad?

Because someone had trodden on his corn!

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What do the lady reindeer do on Christmas Eve?

They hit the town and blow a few bucks.

What did the poop say to the pee when he was hitting on her?

I may be a two but your an eight..

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What do sneezes wear on their feet?

Ahhh-shoes.

What do feet and fairytales have in common?

They're both leg ends.

Sister Jokes More Sister Jokes

What does a Texan do if he breaks up with his girl friend?

He dates his other sister.

What did the pirate say to his sister?

Aye sis

Claw Jokes More Claw Jokes

What would Michael Jackson be doing if he were alive right now?

Probably clawing at the inside of his coffin.

What would Marilyn Monroe be doing if she were alive today?

Clawing at the inside of her coffin.

Hurt Jokes More Hurt Jokes

What doesn't Princess Leia like toy guns?

Because the Nerf hurt her.

Why do women like roses?

Because they are pretty and hurt you.

Hertz Jokes More Hertz Jokes

How do you measure love?

In hertz!

How do you measure pain?

In Hertz.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

When does Eminem leave school?

Aftermath

Why did the mathematician call his dog Cauchy?

Because he left a residue at every pole.