Pavlov Jokes

How did Pavlov keep his dogs so fluffy?

He used conditioner on them.

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Why did Pavlov ring a bell every time a breeze entered his room?

Air Conditioning

What do Pavlov's dogs call storefront bell-ringers?

The Salivation Army.

When Pavlov was done with his experiments what did he do with his dogs?

Donate them to the salivation army I'llseemyselfout

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When Pavlov was done with his experiments what did he do with his dogs?

Donate them to the salivation army I'llseemyselfout

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What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an atheist, an insomniac?

A person that lays awake late at night and ponders if there's such a thing as a dog.

What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah?

A dog that chases cars - and catches them!

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If you pull the ring off it, the house is gone

What's Rick Ross's favorite nursery rhyme?

Ring Around the Rooooozaaay.

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Why did Pavlov ring a bell every time a breeze entered his room?

Air Conditioning

Why is a room full of married people empty?

There isn't a single person in it.

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When Pavlov was done with his experiments what did he do with his dogs?

Donate them to the salivation army I'llseemyselfout

What do you call a large group of people who spit on others?

The Salivation Army.

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How do you feel when you're playing Mortal Kombat and the air conditioning goes out?

Toastyyy!

What Do Nuns Call Air Conditioning In A Prison?

A convent!

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What's Elton John's favorite kind of conditioner?

Levon.

How did Pavlov keep his dogs so fluffy?

He used conditioner on them.