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Pavlov Jokes

How did Pavlov keep his dogs so fluffy?

He used conditioner on them.

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Why did Pavlov ring a bell every time a breeze entered his room?

Air Conditioning

What do Pavlov's dogs call storefront bell-ringers?

The Salivation Army.

When Pavlov was done with his experiments what did he do with his dogs?

Donate them to the salivation army I'llseemyselfout

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Bell Jokes More Bell Jokes

What's the difference between a church bell & a church?

A church bell peals from the steeple.

What do you get when you cross a bell with a bee?

A humdinger.

Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

What do you say to a molecular biologist who's about to step foot into the ring?

Show him what you're made of!

Why did the boxer bring a bar of soap into the ring?

The referee said he wanted a clean fight.

Air Conditioning Jokes More Air Conditioning Jokes

How do you feel when you're playing Mortal Kombat and the air conditioning goes out?

Toastyyy!

What do you call in-flight pilot training?

Air conditioning.

Enter Jokes More Enter Jokes

What will the Easter Bunny be doing after Easter?

One to three for breaking and entering.

What did the dragon say as he entered the party?

Hey, how are you *Alduin*

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why did the architect take so long to get started on his church blueprints?

He couldn't decide what font to use.

What do math majors get when they graduate?

A radian. Math majors don't use degrees.

Donate Jokes More Donate Jokes

Where can I donate to the American Red Cross?

I would like to help with house #7.

Where do atheists donate their money?

Non Prophet Organizations

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a dog on the beach?

Sandy Claws Merry Christmas

What is the difference between a man and a dog?

A man wears a suit and the dog, pants.

Conditioner Jokes More Conditioner Jokes

What's Elton John's favorite kind of conditioner?

Levon.

How did Pavlov keep his dogs so fluffy?

He used conditioner on them.