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Pavlov Jokes

How did Pavlov keep his dogs so fluffy?

He used conditioner on them.

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Why did Pavlov ring a bell every time a breeze entered his room?

Air Conditioning

What do Pavlov's dogs call storefront bell-ringers?

The Salivation Army.

When Pavlov was done with his experiments what did he do with his dogs?

Donate them to the salivation army I'llseemyselfout

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What kind of room has no walls?

A mushroom!

How did the elephant get into the room?

We don't talk about it...

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Why wasn't the chemist concerned when she blew up her experiment?

Oxidants happen,

When Pavlov was done with his experiments what did he do with his dogs?

Donate them to the salivation army I'llseemyselfout

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What's the similarity between Santa Claus and your doorbell ringing at 3am?

It's your dad.

How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.

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How did the flea learn to use the internet?

He had to start from scratch.

Why use words you don't understand in your tweets?

It just makes you look photosynthesis.

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What did the dragon say as he entered the party?

Hey, how are you *Alduin*

How does Bran Stark enter a brothel?

With a Hodor

Conditioner Jokes More Conditioner Jokes

What's Elton John's favorite kind of conditioner?

Levon.

How did Pavlov keep his dogs so fluffy?

He used conditioner on them.

Air Conditioning Jokes More Air Conditioning Jokes

What do you call in-flight pilot training?

Air conditioning.

How do you feel when you're playing Mortal Kombat and the air conditioning goes out?

Toastyyy!

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Why don't shrimp donate to charities?

Because they're shellfish.

Where can I donate to the American Red Cross?

I would like to help with house #7.