Pavlov Jokes

How did Pavlov keep his dogs so fluffy?

He used conditioner on them.

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Why did Pavlov ring a bell every time a breeze entered his room?

Air Conditioning

What do Pavlov's dogs call storefront bell-ringers?

The Salivation Army.

When Pavlov was done with his experiments what did he do with his dogs?

Donate them to the salivation army I'llseemyselfout

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Why wasn't the chemist concerned when she blew up her experiment?

Oxidants happen,

When Pavlov was done with his experiments what did he do with his dogs?

Donate them to the salivation army I'llseemyselfout

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why were the vets and pounds mad?

It was raining cats and dogs

What did the dog say after it slid across some sandpaper?

Ruff.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What do you call the object Attila the Hun uses to brush his leg hair?

A Hun knee comb.

How Does Snoop Dogg Do His Laundry?

He uses a lot of BLEAYOTCH!

Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

What do a woman and a grenade have in common?

Pull off the ring and the house is gone.

Why did the dog run into the corner every time the door bell rang?

Because he is a Boxer

Bell Jokes More Bell Jokes

Why does a cow need a bell?

Because its horn doesn't work.

Why isn't the guy who wrote "Danger Zone" and the Saved by the Bell theme very active on social media?

He forgot his Loggins

Salivation Army Jokes More Salivation Army Jokes

What do you call a large group of people who spit on others?

The Salivation Army.

When Pavlov was done with his experiments what did he do with his dogs?

Donate them to the salivation army I'llseemyselfout

Enter Jokes More Enter Jokes

Why did the former fitter turned baker enter the lottery?

To win dough.

What do you call a sick bird of prey that enters the country without permission?

An ill-eagle

Donate Jokes More Donate Jokes

Why don't shrimp donate to charities?

Because they're shellfish.

When Pavlov was done with his experiments what did he do with his dogs?

Donate them to the salivation army I'llseemyselfout