Pavlov Jokes

How did Pavlov keep his dogs so fluffy?

He used conditioner on them.

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Why did Pavlov ring a bell every time a breeze entered his room?

Air Conditioning

What do Pavlov's dogs call storefront bell-ringers?

The Salivation Army.

When Pavlov was done with his experiments what did he do with his dogs?

Donate them to the salivation army I'llseemyselfout

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Conditioner Jokes More Conditioner Jokes

How did Pavlov keep his dogs so fluffy?

He used conditioner on them.

What's Elton John's favorite kind of conditioner?

Levon.

Salivation Army Jokes More Salivation Army Jokes

When Pavlov was done with his experiments what did he do with his dogs?

Donate them to the salivation army I'llseemyselfout

What do Pavlov's dogs call storefront bell-ringers?

The Salivation Army.

Breeze Jokes More Breeze Jokes

Why did Pavlov ring a bell every time a breeze entered his room?

Air Conditioning

How easy is it for wind gusts to talk to each other?

It is a breeze

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

What's the hottest part of a room?

The corner, it's 90 degrees.

What do you call two witches who share a room?

Broom-mates.

Bell Jokes More Bell Jokes

What do you get when you cross a bell with a bee?

A humdinger.

Why isn't the guy who wrote "Danger Zone" and the Saved by the Bell theme very active on social media?

He forgot his Loggins

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What method does the Australian god use to part the Red Sea?

Oz Moses.

What did Obi-wan say to Luke at the Chinese restaurant?

Use the fork, Luke.

Experiment Jokes More Experiment Jokes

When Pavlov was done with his experiments what did he do with his dogs?

Donate them to the salivation army I'llseemyselfout

Why do physicists have such a hard time figuring out why their experiments fail Monday through Thursday?

Causal fridays.

Enter Jokes More Enter Jokes

Why did the former fitter turned baker enter the lottery?

To win dough.

What do you call a duck traveling south that enters a time warp and meets itself traveling north?

A pair of ducks.