Salivation Army Jokes

What do you call a large group of people who spit on others?

The Salivation Army.

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What do Pavlov's dogs call storefront bell-ringers?

The Salivation Army.

When Pavlov was done with his experiments what did he do with his dogs?

Donate them to the salivation army I'llseemyselfout

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People Jokes More People Jokes

What's next - people marrying dogs?

Nervous glance at dog Dog: Frank, we've been over this. I like you as a friend

What did the man in the "Race for a Cure" say to the three people beside him?

We're walking four abreast.

Donate Jokes More Donate Jokes

How do you know Bernie Sanders got elected?

All your stuff has been donated to charity

Where can I donate to the American Red Cross?

I would like to help with house #7.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you get when you cross a dog with an amplifier?

A subwoofer.

Whatchya thinking about?

Me: *Thinking about how dogs understand more English words than I understand dog words* Science stuff.

Pavlov Jokes More Pavlov Jokes

What do Pavlov's dogs call storefront bell-ringers?

The Salivation Army.

Why did Pavlov ring a bell every time a breeze entered his room?

Air Conditioning

Large Group Jokes More Large Group Jokes

What did the bishop say to a large group of priest at the overnight camp for young boys?

Let us prey.'

What do you call a large group of people who spit on others?

The Salivation Army.

Experiment Jokes More Experiment Jokes

What did the science teacher say when the kid was experimenting with magnets?

May the force be with you

What did the lead researcher say when all of her colleagues were complaining about the experiment?

I don't care et al.

Spit Jokes More Spit Jokes

What's the difference between a teacher and a train?

One says, "Spit out your gum!" The other goes, "Choo Choo Choo"

What did Dr. Frankenstein say when his monster spit?

It's saliva! IT'S SALIIIVA!!!