Salivation Army Jokes

What do you call a large group of people who spit on others?

The Salivation Army.

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What do Pavlov's dogs call storefront bell-ringers?

The Salivation Army.

When Pavlov was done with his experiments what did he do with his dogs?

Donate them to the salivation army I'llseemyselfout

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When Pavlov was done with his experiments what did he do with his dogs?

Donate them to the salivation army I'llseemyselfout

Why don't shrimp donate to charities?

Because they're shellfish.

Large Group Jokes More Large Group Jokes

What do you call a large group of people who spit on others?

The Salivation Army.

Pavlov Jokes More Pavlov Jokes

How did Pavlov keep his dogs so fluffy?

He used conditioner on them.

What do Pavlov's dogs call storefront bell-ringers?

The Salivation Army.

Experiment Jokes More Experiment Jokes

Why do physicists have such a hard time figuring out why their experiments fail Monday through Thursday?

Causal fridays.

Why wasn't the chemist concerned when she blew up her experiment?

Oxidants happen,

People Jokes More People Jokes

How many people does it take to change a lightbulb in a monastery?

Nun.

Why am I here?

Devil: You told people you'd say hi to other people 3,789 times but only did it 4 times. Me: OK that's fair.

Spit Jokes More Spit Jokes

What's a difference between a teacher and a train?

The teacher tells you to spit you gum out. The train says, "Chew, chew, chew!"

What's the difference between lust, love, and just plain showing off?

Spitting, Swallowing, and gargling.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?

A croaker spaniel!

What do agnostic, insomniac dyslexics do at night?

Stay awake and wonder if there's a dog