The Salivation Army.
Donate them to the salivation army I'llseemyselfout
Your wife back, your house back, your car back, and your dog back.
Some one who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog.
Let us prey.'
Non Prophet Organizations
Because it's pretty depressing to have a Tamagotchi that'll out-live you.
Because other people took the bait.
Because they aren't mourning people. I just made this up!! Could you all help me with the wording? It feels like it could be a little better I just don't know how to word it differently while using the same "mourning" pun as the punch line.
Whirled Peas
Oxidants happen,
The teacher tells you to spit you gum out. The train says, "Chew, chew, chew!"
A nun on a spit
Air Conditioning
