Salivation Army Jokes

What do you call a large group of people who spit on others?

The Salivation Army.

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What do Pavlov's dogs call storefront bell-ringers?

The Salivation Army.

When Pavlov was done with his experiments what did he do with his dogs?

Donate them to the salivation army I'llseemyselfout

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Spit Jokes More Spit Jokes

How do you know when you have a good redneck girlfriend?

If she can give you oral with a dip in and know which to swallow and which to spit.

What is the difference between like, love, hate, and showing off?

Spit, swallow, bite, and gargle.

Donate Jokes More Donate Jokes

How do you know Bernie Sanders got elected?

All your stuff has been donated to charity

When Pavlov was done with his experiments what did he do with his dogs?

Donate them to the salivation army I'llseemyselfout

Pavlov Jokes More Pavlov Jokes

How did Pavlov keep his dogs so fluffy?

He used conditioner on them.

What do Pavlov's dogs call storefront bell-ringers?

The Salivation Army.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why did the dog go into the water?

Because he didn't want to be a hot dog.

What does Helen Keller call her dog?

Nothing. She's dead.

Experiment Jokes More Experiment Jokes

What would Gregor Mendel pray for if he had a blender for his experiments?

Whirled Peas

What did the lead researcher say when all of her colleagues were complaining about the experiment?

I don't care et al.

Large Group Jokes More Large Group Jokes

What did the bishop say to a large group of priest at the overnight camp for young boys?

Let us prey.'

What do you call a large group of people who spit on others?

The Salivation Army.

People Jokes More People Jokes

What do you call people who use the pull out method as form of birth control?

Parents.

Why don't cannibals have dogs?

Because you're not supposed to feed them people food.