What does a time traveler do when he's hungry?

He goes back 4 seconds.

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What's the worst part of having a lung transplant?

Knowing that the first couple of times you cough that the phlegm isn't yours.

What are you going to do with your time, now that you're retired?

I'm going to finish my book." "I didn't know you were writing a book." "I'm not, I'm reading one."

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What does a time traveler do when he's hungry?

He goes back 4 seconds.

Why do all travelers use the road to get to Jordans most popular destination?

Because they're all Petra-flied of using the air!

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What did the clock do when it was hungry?

Went back 4 seconds

What happened to the clock that was still hungry?

It went back 4 seconds.