1 CCCP, 2 CCCP, 3 CCCP... Iwillseemyselfout
Me *grabs hammer* *smashes college fund jar*
3. One to screw it in, the next to claim credit and the third to be a bot that reposts.
Polyarmory
1 figure, literally and figuratively.
An elephant with spare parts!el
The cow has the udder.
3's enough. Here's 2." and gives him 1.
3, a person, a ladder, and another lightbulb
3. A left ear, a right ear, and the final frontier.
Santa stops at 3 ho's
A milkshake What do you call a cow with no legs ground beef What do you call a cow with 3 legs lean beef
It's your dad.
Because he can't make 3's
3 sleeps 'til Christmas
Doesn't follow instructions very well.
Trilingual. What do you call a person who knows 2 languages Bilingual. What do you call a person who knows only one language American.
2. How do you resuscitate a drunk cat 3. Will they do an autopsy on a dead cat
The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
Me: Heaven. 3: I don't want to go there. Me: Why not 3: It's full of dead people.
1. Minimum wage 2. Police reform 3. Why are there raisins in this, Louise
2) How 2 build ark 3) Can god just build ark 4) Are snakes necessary 5) Is god real or am I high
A handicat
Have 3 abortions and get the fourth free.
3. Twitter is beautiful. 4. What is life
1. wets toothbrush 2. puts toothpaste on toothbrush 3. wets toothbrush again 4. does backflip on to huge pile of money
Pupil: Up and down or across Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Well up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0!
Me: So I look less tired. 3: Why are you tired Me: Because I'm a mom. 3: Why are you a mom Me: 3:
A disposable camera doesn't have to reload 3 times to take 30 shots.
Santa stops at 3 Ho's
A 3 legged cow
To get drunk
Because in charge of scheduling, Yoda was.
June, July, and August.
They throw 3-9 pots and pans down a flight of stairs.
Because it's dangerous to shoot for 3 or even 4.
Because in charge of directing, Yoda was
3, duh. (My ex's 9 year old little sister told me this joke, and followed is up with: "and YOU'RE the math guy!" >< Burned.)
3-year-old: A cake. Wife: Where is it 3: You haven't made it yet.
Genesis 3.
Because off sequence, Yoda was.
3 Guys
A student repsonds, "3 boys + 1 girl = problem. 1 boy + 3 girls = challenge."
Is it in.
About 3 replies in the top comment thread.
He couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.
They only have to sleep 3 more times until Christmas
Damn near a whole set of teeth.
A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.
3: One holds the light bulb, and the other two spin the Chair.
Those who understand binary, those who don't, and those who weren't expecting a base 3 joke.
They couldn't find a table.
No one should be that happy.
They both tell the audience what they are glad to hear. But at the end, the audience laughs at the comic, and the politician laughs at the audience.
A blues musician plays 3 chords to audiences of thousands. A jazz musician plays thousands of chords to audiences of 3
Elephants Gerald
Kermit's fingers
Kermit the frogs middle finger.
Defendant: Not quilty.
American Psycho 3: Pleading the Fifth
3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.
My 3-year-old asked as she woke me from a nap by poking me in the eye.
Me: Like you're good at science...
Because they couldn't find the droid they were looking for
Kanye's not him.
With their aye-phones.
Student: "A heart attack."
Their teacher told them not to use tables!
