3 Jokes

There are 10 kinds of people in this world.

Those who understand binary, those who don't, and those who weren't expecting a base 3 joke.

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3 SQL statements walk into a NoSQL bar. Soon, they walk out

They couldn't find a table.

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why was the detective excited when he found a thimble sized crown?

He was looking for Finger Prince. (Say it out loud if you don't get it.)

Why was Cloud trying to cheer up Sky?

He looked a little blue

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Windows 8.1 and Windows 10?

The start menu.

What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You can't milk a cow for 15 years.

Neigh Jokes More Neigh Jokes

What do you call a horse that lives next to you?

A Neigh-bor. Sorry for my horrible dad joke.

What did the horse get on his oral exam?

A-neigh

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What did the mailman ask his girlfriend?

Will you envelope with me? (I know its Corny, but it makes me chuckle.)

What did the hummingbird do to his girlfriend?

He nectar!

Makeup Jokes More Makeup Jokes

Why do soccer players not play in the rain?

It makes their makeup run.

Audience Jokes More Audience Jokes

What's the difference between a Blues musician and a Jazz musician?

A blues musician plays 3 chords to audiences of thousands. A jazz musician plays thousands of chords to audiences of 3

Why is James Bond a terrible motivational speaker?

Because the audiences are shaken, not stirred.

3 Leg Jokes More 3 Leg Jokes

What do you call a cat with 3 legs?

A handicat

What do you call a bird with 3 wings and 3 legs?

Triangull

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

How do you stop a dog howling in the back of a car?

Put him in the front.

Why did the dog jump into the sea?

He wanted to chase the catfish!