Pupil: Up and down or across Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Well up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0!
A disposable camera doesn't have to reload 3 times to take 30 shots.
A 3 legged cow
To get drunk
Because in charge of scheduling, Yoda was.
June, July, and August.
Because in charge of directing, Yoda was
3, duh. (My ex's 9 year old little sister told me this joke, and followed is up with: "and YOU'RE the math guy!" >< Burned.)
Genesis 3.
Because off sequence, Yoda was.
A student repsonds, "3 boys + 1 girl = problem. 1 boy + 3 girls = challenge."
Is it in.
About 3 replies in the top comment thread.
He couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.
They only have to sleep 3 more times until Christmas
A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.
3: One holds the light bulb, and the other two spin the Chair.
Those who understand binary, those who don't, and those who weren't expecting a base 3 joke.
They couldn't find a table.
Because 2 Half-Lives = 1 whole life.
He was blowing off Steam
You sit in your own pew
A banana split!
Pee-er to pee-er networking (P2P).
Zero. Somebody already did it.
A Philistine with two mommies...
Where's popcorn
There's a problem. Your driver doesn't understand how he's driving
To really understand acids and bases, you need a pHd.
Lean beef. bonus: What do you call cows with no legs Ground beef.
Lean beef.
Naner naner naner
Elephino. (You may have to sound it out.)
They all left.
They both tell the audience what they are glad to hear. But at the end, the audience laughs at the comic, and the politician laughs at the audience.
