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Why wasn't Jesus born in Puerto Rico?

He couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.

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What 3 books would you have on a desert island?

ME: My first book is more books. F: What These aren't wish M: Second book's a TV.

How to be Like Jesus 1. Be a carpenter. 2. Be a nice guy. 3.?

4. Prophet.

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Why Wasn't Jesus born in Italy?

They couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.

Why wasn't Jesus born in Detroit?

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Why wasn't Jesus born in Puerto Rico?

He couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.

What's the national anthem of Puerto Rico?

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