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Why wasn't Jesus born in Puerto Rico?

He couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.

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What it is, sweetie?

3: shouting I POOPED! "Do you know what a secret is " 3: whispering no.

Why are people who suffers from insomnia so excited at the moment?

They only have to sleep 3 more times until Christmas

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How do we know that Jesus wasn't born in Mexico?

Because he'd never have been able to find 3 wise men and a virgin.

Why wasn't Jesus born in Detroit?

Because God couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.

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Why wasn't Jesus born in Puerto Rico?

He couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.

What's the national anthem of Puerto Rico?

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