It's pretty much the same as 2015 but you can download a towel
Third grade.
17th January. What year Every year!
Me: Paid administrative leave.
If you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years.
They can't afford an apartment because they only make 50 grand per year.
Me: Sorry, I don't have 2020 vision
Because they can spend years at sea.
The Olympigs!
Spring break. BA DUM TISS
Twelve
Nobody knows. They always say they'll do it next year.
Justin Bieber gets jealous.
March 4th.
Paddy O'Furniture
Vanessa: I want a divorce! Kobe: I wasn't planning on spending that much this year. Here's another ring.
Because they spend years at sea.
Something that stands still for forty years then suddenly jumps out in front of a woman driver.
Oh, just 50 dollars, like always.
One to over hype the new lightbulb and one to make sure it breaks within a year.
Hide-and-go-seek winner from last year.
Because that's what they did last year.
How many did it take last year
Just one. But it takes a therapist three years to help them through the grief process.
The sails are going through the roof.
12. January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd.... etc
February... because it has the least number of days
They haven't shown a fox in months. (Craig Ferguson)
2) How 2 build ark 3) Can god just build ark 4) Are snakes necessary 5) Is god real or am I high
3
I don't know and I don't care.
Noone cares.
Fred and George Weasley.
Yo Momma! My eight-year-old daughter wants to see how many upvotes she can get. Ten-year old brother is interested in downvotes.
With one he turns off the light, With the other he checks if the window is closed
Sleep in the wardrobe!
I don't know, this is the first time I've logged onto Reddit, today.
To get to the other slide.
Kissing strangers.
The balls drop.
This isn't a good joke.
9 polar bears (joke on a mug at work. lame, ik)
