2017 Jokes

What's black, white, and red all over?

The bludgeoned face of a bi racial man in 2017 america.

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How long does it take for George R.R. Martin to finish a Reddit post?

Answer coming Fall 2017.

What will they call her in 2017?

Madam President.

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What does a slave owner do with his slaves when he's finished with them?

Races 'em.

What is Kanye West's favorite kind of omelette?

Omelette you finish

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What's the difference in red and purple...?

How hard you squeeze it.

Why is yellow afraid of red?

Because red blue green.

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Why should a honeymoon only be six days?

Because seven days makes a whole week.

What's the major cause of divorce?

Once is not enough.

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Why is George R.R. Martin really bad at using Twitter?

There's a limit to how many characters you are allowed to waste.

How long does it take for George R.R. Martin to finish a Reddit post?

Answer coming Fall 2017.

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What's the difference between people on Reddit and dead people?

Dead people had lives.

How do we know there are so many environmentalists on reddit?

A. Because everyone keep recycling the same jokes

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What do you call a dog with no legs?

It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't coming.

What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in common?

They both want to know where the hell those Tomahawks are coming from!

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What do you call the second-most hated politician in America?

Madam President.

What will they call her in 2017?

Madam President.