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What is your emergency?

Me: I love you. 911: Hang up. Me: No you hang up. 911: Stop. Me: This is so us.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you stop being an 18 year old Virgin?

Turn 19

How do you stop a 200 pound hamster from charging?

Take away it's credit cards.

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Where do Orcish cows go to hang out?

Moooooooo*rdor.

Why did the toilet make a joke about the balls?

It was low hanging fruit.

911 Jokes More 911 Jokes

Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 Who?

YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER FORGET!!!!

Whats the last thing to go through the heads of the 9/11 jumpers?

Their knees

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What's the difference between love, true love, and showing off?

Spitting, swallowing, and gargling.

Why did the little piglet fall in love with the hog?

Because he was such a sloppy dresser.

Emergency Jokes More Emergency Jokes

What does an helicopter and pants have in common?

They both moust go down in emergency.

What's your emergency?

Boy: Hello? I need your help! 911: Alright, What is it? Boy: Two girls are fighting over me! 911: So what's your emergency? Boy: The ugly one is winning.