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What is your emergency?

Me: I love you. 911: Hang up. Me: No you hang up. 911: Stop. Me: This is so us.

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What is your emergency?

Me: I love you. 911: Hang up. Me: No you hang up. 911: Stop. Me: This is so us.

Why Can't the Guy Addicted to Brake Fluid Quit?

He couldn't stop.

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What's gray squeaky and hangs around in caves?

Stalagmice!

How do you catch King Kong?

Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.

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Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 Who?

YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER FORGET!!!!

Why were the people in the World Trade Center mad on 9/11?

Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and all they got was plane.

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What do you call a dark wizard that loves to give hickeys?

A necromancer

What's the thin line between love and hate?

A condom.

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What's ur emergency?

Goldfish: I forgot Goldfish 911: Forgot what Goldfish: WHO IS THIS Goldfish 911: I DON'T KNOW

When can you count on a hamburger in an emergency?

When the chips are down!