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Why do firemen have bigger balls than policemen?

Because they sell more tickets!

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Sell Jokes More Sell Jokes

What did the grocery store owner say to the customer that asked him if he sold tires?

He shrugged and said, "I've got asparagus."

Why won't Apple's new MacBook sell well?

Because it has NO FANS!!! (get it no fans... thank you!! don't forget to tip your server.)

Policeman Jokes More Policeman Jokes

What did the policeman say when he pulled over a nissan?

Nissan Haltima Bonus: What do you call it when a kia pulls up to a red light Kia stoptima

How is Daniel Craig a policeman?

He is in Spectre (Inspector)

Ticket Jokes More Ticket Jokes

Why did the Irishman buy two tickets to the zoo?

One to get in and one to get out.

Why did the monster get a ticket at Thanksgiving dinner?

He was exceeding the feed limit!

Fireman Jokes More Fireman Jokes

What did the dog say to the fireman?

The roof is on fire.

What did the fireman say when he noticed his hammer was on fire?

This is not a drill.

Big Ball Jokes More Big Ball Jokes

Why do firemen have bigger balls than policemen?

Because they sell more tickets!

What has little balls, and hangs down?

A bat. What has big balls, and hangs up...Then hang up the phone x)