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Why do firemen have bigger balls than policemen?

Because they sell more tickets!

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Sell Jokes More Sell Jokes

What did the grocery store owner say to the customer that asked him if he sold tires?

He shrugged and said, "I've got asparagus."

What's the Harlem shake?

Me: I don't know, I think they sell them at Burger King

Policeman Jokes More Policeman Jokes

How is Daniel Craig a policeman?

He is in Spectre (Inspector)

Why did the policeman shoot the empty LED?

It was a black one.

Ticket Jokes More Ticket Jokes

How did Chad Kroeger lose a quarter?

Everyone who bought his tickets wanted their nickelback

Why did the egg get a ticket from a lady police officer?

Because he was picking up good vibrations.

Fireman Jokes More Fireman Jokes

Why do firemen have bigger balls than policemen?

Because they sell more tickets!

What do you do if you see a fireman?

You put it out, man!

Big Ball Jokes More Big Ball Jokes

What has little balls, and hangs down?

A bat. What has big balls, and hangs up...Then hang up the phone x)

Why do firemen have bigger balls than policemen?

Because they sell more tickets!