Because they sell more tickets!
Clay Aiken.
He was selling quack.
Joe: I won it in a race. Bill: How many people participated in it Joe: Three a policeman the owner of the watch and me!!
Q: What do a feminist and a policeman have in common A: They're both trigger-happy.
It broke the law of gravity!
Policeman: It was a moving violation.
The roof is on fire.
To help the firemen find the hydrants
A bat. What has big balls, and hangs up...Then hang up the phone x)