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How did a blind man meet his wife?

On a blind date!

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What do you call your wife and mother-in-law when they're riding in the same car?

Dual air bags.

What did the English man say when he walked in on his wife making love to three men?

Ello, 'ello, 'ello!

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Who's there! Conga! Conga who?

Conga go on meeting like this!

What do Psychologists say to each other when they meet?

You're fine how am I

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What did the blind man say to his old friend?

Ayy, long time no see!

What is the first thing a blind man says?

My eyes! My eyes!

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How did your blind date go?

Bit of a disaster really, our guide Dogs started Fighting

How did Stevie Wonder meet his wife?

On a blind date