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How did a blind man meet his wife?

On a blind date!

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What did Anakin Skywalker cry out as he lay dying and on fire?

Patme! Patme! Credit to my wife on this one

What's the trick to satisfying your wife or girlfriend with only 3.5 inches?

Visa or Mastercard?

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Where does the thumb meet its type?

At the SPACE BAR! reddit is fun! I'm staring at the keyboard tryin' to think up a joke and voila'!

Why Romeo could not meet Juliet at an Apple Store?

Poor Juliet! Did not know Apple stores don't have Windows!

Blind Man Jokes More Blind Man Jokes

What did Jesus say after he healed the blind man?

Made you look!

What's the worst thing you can do to a blind man?

Leave the plunger in the toilet

Blind Date Jokes More Blind Date Jokes

How did your blind date go?

Bit of a disaster really, our guide Dogs started Fighting

How did Stevie Wonder meet his wife?

On a blind date