How did a blind man meet his wife?

On a blind date!

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Why did Lot leave his wife?

She became salty.

What do Romans say when their wives run away?

Caesar!

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Why did the business dog chase his tail?

So he could make ends meet!

How the hell would she know?

We only met last week!

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How do you spot the blind man at a nudist beach?

Well..it's not hard

What's a blind mans favorite car?

A cataract

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What's the worst question you can ask a blind date?

So.. you seeing anyone

How was your blind date?

Terrible! He showed up in a 1935 Rolls Royce. " " What's so terrible about that " " He was the original owner! "