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What is the first thing a blind man says?

My eyes! My eyes!

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What is the difference between Stephen Hawking and his E-Wheelchair?

If you repair both, the E-Wheelchair is the only thing running again

What's the only thing that could have saved George Michael?

A whambulance

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What did Glenn say to Maggie at the baseball game?

I'll keep an eye out for you!

What have 12 legs six eyes three tails and can't see?

Three blind mice!

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How did a blind man meet his wife?

On a blind date!

What did the blind man say to the blind man?

Long time no see.