What is the first thing a blind man says?

My eyes! My eyes!

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Why is your January report card so bad?

Son: Well you know how it is. Things are always marked down after Christmas!

What do you call someone who takes things literally?

A kleptomaniac!

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How do you stop an elephant going through the eye of a needle?

By tying a knot on its tail.

Why did the pirate with the eye patch drown?

Because he had no depth perception.

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What did the blind man say when he picked up a cheese grater?

This is the most violent story I've ever read!

Why did the blind man cross the road?

Cuz he couldn't see it (Probly already posted but I've never seen it on r/jokes before)