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What is the first thing a blind man says?

My eyes! My eyes!

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What is the thing called that irrigates your lawn?

A garden Jose.

What's the last thing each tickle-me-Elmo doll gets before leaving the factory?

Two test tickles

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What has three eyes, three hands, and three legs?

Two pirates

What's the cleanest country in the world (in the eyes of the Germans?

Nigeria.

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What did the blind man say when he was asked what he thought about the renovation plan of his house?

I don't know.. I just don't see it.

What did the blind man say to his old friend?

Ayy, long time no see!