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Why did the policeman shoot the empty LED?

It was a black one.

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Why was Star Wars shot Episodes 4, 5, 6, then 1, 2, 3?

Because in charge of directing, Yoda was

What do you call a child who shoots with twigs at a PTSD victim?

TWIGERING

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Why did the policeman shoot the empty LED?

It was a black one.

What is the leading cause of dry skin?

Bath towels...

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What did the duck say to the policeman?

Quack

Why are you crying after giving me that ticket?

Policeman: It was a moving violation.