Why did the policeman shoot the empty LED?

It was a black one.

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What do you call a barn full of black people?

A police shooting range.

What is the only law enforcement agency that will get in trouble if a black man is shot?

The Secret Service

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Why do you want to participate in this guerrilla war?

Me: picturing myself leading an army of gorillas into battle "Independence."

What does the flint water crises and Chicago PD have in common?

The amount of lead put into black people. (It was funnier over the radio)

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Why do firemen have bigger balls than policemen?

Because they sell more tickets!

What did the policeman say when he was told about the large pothole?

I'll look into it.