What has little balls, and hangs down?

A bat. What has big balls, and hangs up...Then hang up the phone x)

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Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What is the difference between Jesus and a painting?

You only need a nail to hang a painting.

How was the beach?

You hang ten or what " No but I stabbed a couple because they kept asking stupid questions about my vacation

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Why would I want to talk to your baby?

On the phone. It's a baby. If I wanted to hear random noises when I talk, I have a husband for that.

How do you know?

My phone is turned off.

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Why did the bat miss the bus?

Because he hung around for too long.

What is it that bats can do but badgers can't?

FLY, YOU FOOLS!

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What has little balls, and hangs down?

A bat. What has big balls, and hangs up...Then hang up the phone x)

What has a whole bunch of little balls and screws old ladies?

A bingo machine.

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Why do firemen have bigger balls than policemen?

Because they sell more tickets!

What has little balls, and hangs down?

A bat. What has big balls, and hangs up...Then hang up the phone x)