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What has little balls, and hangs down?

A bat. What has big balls, and hangs up...Then hang up the phone x)

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Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What did one Christmas ornament say to the other Christmas ornament?

Let's hang.

Why did Jesus get all the ladies?

Because he was hung like this (extends arms to sides)

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

Why couldn't Biggy or Tupac ever get decent internet on their phones?

They were just 2G's

Why did The Hobbit put his phone on silent?

Because he was bored of the rings!

Bat Jokes More Bat Jokes

Why can't Bane play baseball?

He always breaks the bat.

What do you get when you cross a cricket with a bat?

Nothing as they cannot breed with each other

Little Ball Jokes More Little Ball Jokes

What has a whole bunch of little balls and screws old ladies?

A bingo machine.

What has little balls and screws old ladies?

A bingo machine.

Big Ball Jokes More Big Ball Jokes

What has little balls, and hangs down?

A bat. What has big balls, and hangs up...Then hang up the phone x)

Why do firemen have bigger balls than policemen?

Because they sell more tickets!