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What has little balls, and hangs down?

A bat. What has big balls, and hangs up...Then hang up the phone x)

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Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Why did the AC wave try to hang himself?

He was sinusoidal.

What do you call those people who follow musicians around and try to hang with them after the show?

Drummers.

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

Which phone??

Person 1: Suggest me a good phone to buy nowadays. Person 2: Microsoft Lumia 950 XL is good for winters, will keep you warm. Very warm. Person 1: So what about summers then? Person 2: Same, it freezes often as well

How to use green, yellow, and pink in a sentence?

The phone goes green, green, green, I pink it up, and say yellow.

Bat Jokes More Bat Jokes

What did the bat say to the other bat when he almost flew into a tree?

Whoa did you hear that?

What does a baby mouse say to its mother after seeing a bat?

Look mom, an angel!

Little Ball Jokes More Little Ball Jokes

What has little balls, and hangs down?

A bat. What has big balls, and hangs up...Then hang up the phone x)

What has little balls and screws old ladies?

A bingo machine.

Big Ball Jokes More Big Ball Jokes

What has little balls, and hangs down?

A bat. What has big balls, and hangs up...Then hang up the phone x)

Why do firemen have bigger balls than policemen?

Because they sell more tickets!