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What has little balls, and hangs down?

A bat. What has big balls, and hangs up...Then hang up the phone x)

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Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What do you get hanging from orange trees?

Sore arms.

Why don't drug addicts hang out at the beach?

They don't like getting sand in their crack.

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

Why do terrorist use Nokia phones?

So they can reuse the phone after the explosion

What's the longest you've ever stared at your phone without glancing up to look at the road while driving?

For me it's three weeks.

Bat Jokes More Bat Jokes

What do you get when you cross a cricket with a bat?

Nothing as they cannot breed with each other

What does a baby mouse say to its mother after seeing a bat?

Look mom, an angel!

Little Ball Jokes More Little Ball Jokes

What has little balls, and hangs down?

A bat. What has big balls, and hangs up...Then hang up the phone x)

What has a whole bunch of little balls and screws old ladies?

A bingo machine.

Big Ball Jokes More Big Ball Jokes

What has little balls, and hangs down?

A bat. What has big balls, and hangs up...Then hang up the phone x)

Why do firemen have bigger balls than policemen?

Because they sell more tickets!