Fire Engine Jokes

Why are fire engines red?

You would be too if you were running down the road with your hose hanging out!

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What would you have if your car's motor was in flames?

A fire engine.

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Destroy Jokes More Destroy Jokes

What do you call ISIS after it has been completely destroyed?

WASWAS!

What does Godzilla do part time when he's not destroying cities?

He flips houses

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What did Ernie say to Bert when he asked for ice cream?

Sure, Bert!

What did the super-strong chlorella ask the moderately-weak chlorella?

Do you even algae-bruh?

Attorney Jokes More Attorney Jokes

Why was the attorney kicked out of choir?

All she could sing was, "Law, law, law, law, law, law, law."

What does an attorney wear to work?

A law suit.

Flame Jokes More Flame Jokes

What would you have if your car's motor was in flames?

A fire engine.

Why is Paul Walker and Rihannas new song the same?

They both went up in flames.

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

Why didn't the fiddler have to pay for anything?

Because it was all on the house

How much does a midget stripper with three kids get paid?

Mini-mom wage.

House Jokes More House Jokes

What does Godzilla do part time when he's not destroying cities?

He flips houses

How does a vampire enter his house?

Through the bat flap.

Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

Why is baby black?

Wife- You hot, Me hot. Baby burnt!

How many calories does heartache burn?

Me: Depends on how many calories are in the person you are setting on fire.

M Jokes More M Jokes

What is an emo's favorite note?

G...get it EDIT:im not saying the reference

What's that girl?

Timmy's in the old well L: Arf arf He's dead You sure L: Arf! Okay here's a check for $5K L: ima need cash