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Fire Engine Jokes

Why are fire engines red?

You would be too if you were running down the road with your hose hanging out!

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What would you have if your car's motor was in flames?

A fire engine.

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M Jokes More M Jokes

Why was the potato chip angry?

Because he was salty

Why do you never wanna see an elevator in a horror game?

Cuz you know something's about to go down. Im sorry

Flood Jokes More Flood Jokes

What did the person say when a flood struck his house?

Damn it!

What does a fire, flood, earthquake, tornado, hurricane, and a wife have in common?

Sooner or later, one of them is probably going to get your house.

Coincidence Jokes More Coincidence Jokes

What do you call it when a prayer is answered?

A coincidence.

How Do You Start a Flood?

An engineer and an attorney were fishing in the Caribbean. The attorney said, Im here because my house burned down and everything I owned was destroyed by the fire. The insurance company paid for everything. "Thats quite a coincidence," said the engineer. Im here because my house and all my belongings were destroyed by a flood and my insurance company also paid for everything. The puzzled attorney asked, How do you start a flood?

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

How long should you microwave fish for?

Tuna half minutes.

What did the fish do when his piano sounded odd?

He called the piano tuna!

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Who run the world?

Generally people who have at least a basic understanding of grammar.

Why does mowgli run away from Shere Khan?

Islamophobia.

House Jokes More House Jokes

What do a hurricane a tornado a fire and a divorce have in common?

They are four ways you can lose your house!

Why did the man build his house out of a tree instead of bricks?

Because he thought it wood look better!

Hose Jokes More Hose Jokes

Why wouldn't the pimp water his lawn?

He couldn't trust his hose.

Why did the fire fighter call off work to spend time with his friend?

Because...bros before hose!

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What do you call twins with no arms and no legs, hanging by a window?

Curt 'n Rod

Where do Crows hang out on a Friday nght?

At a crow bar.