You would be too if you were running down the road with your hose hanging out!
A fire engine.
Hose A and hose B (read it out loud)
Cause you'd be mad too if someone kept pulling your hose.
I've been flamed!
One bursts into flames in the sunlight, and the other is a vampire.
Me: No, this is just my lunch.
I think that pretty much goes without saying.
Student Funny, I was just going to ask you that.
Coincidence on 34th Street
You wouldn't want to get repossessed!
Me: It was a holiday. Boss: HALLOWEEN IS NOT A PAID HOLIDAY! Me: It is if you go as Christmas. Boss:...
The Pittsburgh Steelers
Divine intervention. edit: Oh.
Me: I followed the directions. 20 minutes a pound at 325 degrees. I weigh 175 pounds!
Is there a dog?
He forgot to cover his tracks! im
Im not too sure either but the flags a big plus.
