You would be too if you were running down the road with your hose hanging out!
A fire engine.
WASWAS!
He flips houses
Sure, Bert!
Do you even algae-bruh?
All she could sing was, "Law, law, law, law, law, law, law."
A law suit.
They both went up in flames.
Because it was all on the house
Mini-mom wage.
Through the bat flap.
Wife- You hot, Me hot. Baby burnt!
Me: Depends on how many calories are in the person you are setting on fire.
G...get it EDIT:im not saying the reference
Timmy's in the old well L: Arf arf He's dead You sure L: Arf! Okay here's a check for $5K L: ima need cash