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Why wouldn't the pimp water his lawn?

He couldn't trust his hose.

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

Why did Mubarak and Gaddafi get dehydrated?

They didn't want water from the Arab Spring.

What water does Snake drink?

Big Voss.

Hose Jokes More Hose Jokes

Why wouldn't the pimp water his lawn?

He couldn't trust his hose.

Why did the fire fighter call off work to spend time with his friend?

Because...bros before hose!

Trust Jokes More Trust Jokes

Why should you never trust advice from a group of gryphons?

Half of them are lyin'.

Why does the sun never set on the British Empire?

Because God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark!

Lawn Jokes More Lawn Jokes

What do you do when you see a half dead native man crawling across your lawn?

Stop laughing and reload

How to you get rid of the dandelions on your lawn?

Paint one of them black the others will move away.