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Why wouldn't the pimp water his lawn?

He couldn't trust his hose.

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

Why was the cook sad when all the water in his pot boiled away?

Because he mist it.

What did the reindeer wear to protect itself while Santa was watering the garden?

Rudolph's red hose rain gear...

Hose Jokes More Hose Jokes

Why is a fire truck always red?

Cause you'd be mad too if someone kept pulling your hose.

What did the Mexican fireman name his children?

Jose and Hose B

Trust Jokes More Trust Jokes

Why should you never trust soap?

It's an emulsive lyer.

Why did everyone trust the marsupial?

Everything he said was troo

Lawn Jokes More Lawn Jokes

Why aren't you mowing the lawn?

Link: It's raining Z: No it's not L: *Plays Song of Storms* Z: You're sleeping with Epona tonight

What will fall on the lawn first?

An autumn leaf or a Christmas catalogue