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What it is, sweetie?

3: shouting I POOPED! "Do you know what a secret is " 3: whispering no.

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How do you know when a politician is lying?

Their mouth is moving.

How do you know if hippies have been in your house?

They are still there.

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What did (x) say to (x)?

(Rude slang) Examples: What did the catterpillar say to the leaf ;3 "F*** you"

What's the best part about being a meth addict?

3 sleeps 'til Christmas

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Why can't you tell secrets in a corn field?

Because, corn has ears!

Why don't you tell secrets in a garden?

Because the corn have ears, the potatos have eyes and the beanstalk.

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Why does Rilla get mad when he's in a race?

A. Because all his friends shout "GO-RILLA!"

How do you find a British person in a crowd?

1. Shout 0800 00 2. Wait for them to shout 1066.

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Whatcha doing?

Me: "Going on twitter to hang out." H: "Twitter is an app, not a place." Me: *whispers venomously* "Is too a place!!"

What it is, sweetie?

3: shouting I POOPED! "Do you know what a secret is " 3: whispering no.