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What do you call a pirates thong?

A whispering eye patch.

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What do pirates of the 21st century wear?

An iPadth.

What did the pirate say as he was sailing through Jamaica?

X marks the pot, matey.

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How much for a happy ending?

Sir, this is a library!" *whispers* sorry, how much for a happy ending

Why did the mouse whisper into the elephant's ear?

The giraffe put him up to it.