What do you call a pirates thong?

A whispering eye patch.

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What's a pirate's favorite workout program?

Pirates (pronounced like pilates)

How do pirates know that they exist?

They think, therefore they arrrr

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Where are you from?

So where are you from?" "I'm a Liberian" "Oh sorry" *whispers*

Why did the mouse whisper into the elephant's ear?

The giraffe put him up to it.