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What do you call a pirates thong?

A whispering eye patch.

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Whats a pirates favourite kind of wood??

Seeder

How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck an ear (buccaneer).

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How much for a happy ending?

Sir, this is a library!" *whispers* sorry, how much for a happy ending

Whatcha doing?

Me: "Going on twitter to hang out." H: "Twitter is an app, not a place." Me: *whispers venomously* "Is too a place!!"