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Whats the difference between a Porsche and an erection?

I dont have a Porsche. (Best told by whispering in someones ear.)

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an astronaut and a NASA intern?

One's constantly preparing for lunch.

What's the difference between Iceland and Ireland?

A consonant.

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Whats a sign a subreddit has strong moderation?

Removed

Whats a potheads favorite vehicle?

The cannaBUS.

Erection Jokes More Erection Jokes

Why does the Asian News Anchor not stand up from behind his desk during presidential races?

Because he's covering an erection!

What do you say when someone dies while getting an erection?

He came and went at the same time.

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Why did the boy take a pencil and paper to bed?

He was told to draw the curtains before going to sleep.

What did Nietzsche tell his editor when he finished writing Thus Spoke Zarathustra?

It's over, man.

Porsche Jokes More Porsche Jokes

Why did little Jimmy cross the road?

Because he wanted a good view of the front of a moving Porsche. RIP lil' Jimmy

What do Porsche and Apple have in common?

New product, same design.

Whisper Jokes More Whisper Jokes

What aisle has the milk?

Sir, this is a library." *whispers* "What aisle has the milk "

Whatcha doing?

Me: "Going on twitter to hang out." H: "Twitter is an app, not a place." Me: *whispers venomously* "Is too a place!!"