I dont have a Porsche. (Best told by whispering in someones ear.)
One's constantly preparing for lunch.
A consonant.
Removed
The cannaBUS.
Because he's covering an erection!
He came and went at the same time.
He was told to draw the curtains before going to sleep.
It's over, man.
Because he wanted a good view of the front of a moving Porsche. RIP lil' Jimmy
New product, same design.
Sir, this is a library." *whispers* "What aisle has the milk "
Me: "Going on twitter to hang out." H: "Twitter is an app, not a place." Me: *whispers venomously* "Is too a place!!"