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Whats the difference between a Porsche and an erection?

I dont have a Porsche. (Best told by whispering in someones ear.)

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a regular product and a fancy one?

The regular one says "Made in China". The fancy one says "Designed in the USA. Made in China."

What's the difference between an apple?

A bike because a vest has no sleeves.

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Whats a word that white people can call white people but black people cannot call black people?

Dad.

Whats the saddest thing about global warming/iceberg melting?

Polar bears won't be able to keep their cokes cold.

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What's the difference between my erection and my motorcycle?

My wife actually looks forward to riding the motorcycle.

What do you call a turtle with an erection?

A slow poke!

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How can you tell that the toothbrush was invented in Kentucky?

Because it is not called a teethbrush.

How can you tell if a witch is on a diet?

Her food is potion-controlled.

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Where does a ghost refuel his Porsche?

At a ghastly station.

Whats the difference between a Porsche and an erection?

I dont have a Porsche. (Best told by whispering in someones ear.)

Whisper Jokes More Whisper Jokes

Where are you from?

So where are you from?" "I'm a Liberian" "Oh sorry" *whispers*

Whats the difference between a Porsche and an erection?

I dont have a Porsche. (Best told by whispering in someones ear.)