It was wound up already.
Girl: Apollo neck jumpers
I want to know her secret
Menstrual Cycles (I'm 99% sure I made this up!)
It was full of ticks.
Https://www.youtube.com/watch v=rQegAi6d-MM
Because he wasn't a fungi!
Ronda Rousey
Asked the teacher hoping that someone would say "babies." She was disappointed when all the children cried out "Happy!"
In case you get a hole-in-one (stolen from some girl at school)
A beautiful dress can make one girl look gorgeous... A bottle of whiskey can make all girls look gorgeous.
They only need 2 eggs n 1 sausage to keep a girl full for 9 months
Cuz they'll get chapped lips. Brr.
She had a ball
None of the girls had tramp stamps & you could smoke in hospitals.
Because she was fed up with the hole business.
Because they love digging up the past.
Lily!
SHOPPING" never causes HEART ATTACKS, but,"PAYING the "BILLS" does
Because he was sketchy.
She didn't have a shoulder to cry on!
Jorkens: "A Girl On The Cover & No Cover On The Girl"
Just pinch yourself, if you don't wake up, she doesn't.
Any girl named Patty!
Because she was an operetta (operator).
She can outrun her brothers... *mic drop* "I'm out..."
"Those Girls Who Don't Trust The Imagination Power Of A Boy"
She returned home with a red snapper.
Careful, dad, or you'll crush my smokes.
Marry her.
Cos men have a 6 inch silencer.
A dollar bill you dirty minded people!! LMFAO
Timmy's in the old well L: Arf arf He's dead You sure L: Arf! Okay here's a check for $5K L: ima need cash
Chickpea
Just add a G and now she's gone.
Elementary, my dear Watson.
Prison
Try to get her off!
Because they find me more appealing.
Haram bea
His dad answers, "Well, there's a vas deferens!"
Girl: My Aunt Boy: No it's an elephant. Girl: You obviously haven't met my Aunt
Boy explains his whole problem Girl: Oh, that's why you didn't notice my nail paint
Bae-goals
Broadview*
Me: You just give the bartender your order. Her: ... Me: It's really pretty easy. Her: *leaves*
Voodoo like to dance with me '
Annette
Girl: Adobe Photoshop CS5!
They get chapped lips
Because a girl on the ground said "I have a boyfriend" later that day the nuke fell into depression
David Cop-a-feel
You use tulips.
I don't know, you tell me.
She didn't have the balls.
Because she wanted to sleep like a log.
Because the girls always cling on him afterwards.
A 500 bill.
Girls: You Should be on TV for your talent. Boy: Am i so good..... Boy: if you were on TV, i can atleast switch it off...
Girl. You look so good that I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!
Because we don't like getting hit by balls. 12: *giggles for 5 minutes* You are so my child
A girl raises her hand and says, "I don't know. I've never been bolted before."
Cause nice guys always finish last.
My-cawk!
Antibiotics
He was a foyer.
She wanted to see how long she slept.
Because it was ripped.
DATE: Girl Interupt- ME: *drops fork* What is it DATE: Girl Interu- ME: *burps* Sorry. Go on. DATE: Fargo
Family reunions.
The girl necks door.
Waitress: Fifty cents. Girl: How much is refill Waitress: The first is free. Girl: Well then I'll have a refill.
Wasn't there a joke before posted about asking what a girl would do for $20 or something A dirty joke I'm trying to find it but I can't....
A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.
You only get 4 fingers in a Kitkat.
I went to Canada with my mum once
A keeper
He asked. 'Because I only have one friend' the girl replied. 'And I hate her.'
In the end her spread was so large she had to present it without any whiskers.
Because she was a girl.
A Gladiator
A chapter.
Me: I'm smart and funny. Her: That works Me: No I'm terribly alone, I was just saying.
The expression on their faces when they got nailed.
The girls get older, but he stays the same age" -first attempt at a original joke (apologies if its a repost that I'm unaware of)
Subtract her clothes, divide her legs, give her a square root and watch her multiply.
His hardware was Microsoft
So they don't get chapped lips.
She wanted to be on time.
Girls who are mad
Because they always miss their target!
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Nothing. She is fine.
It's not you it's me*iosis* Could probably do with some work on deliver as I made it 5 minutes ago
He didn't believe in love at first sight.
The girl in church has her soul full of hope...
Kay (K).
Brainwashed.
Girls
Well she has to be hot. And well-rounded. And cheesy. Extra guac. Wait, wrong list, this is my Chipotle order.
Shocklate.
Twist
To run their hands through their hair
When you see the programmer's hands are in their pockets.
Kermit the Frog's Finger!!
Show and smell!
Because they literally can't even.
Two for me and one for you.
You open it slightly so it's ajar.
Dolphout
A GOOD girl goes to a party, goes home then goes to bed. A BAD girl goes to a party, goes to bed then goes home.
When you talk to a bad girl, ask 'How much are you '
A Northern girl says "You can" but a Southern girl says "Y'all can"!
A white story starts with "Once Apon a Time" and a black story starts with "Y'all ain't gonna believe this"
It's like a metaphor.
Girls, like, have a much better, like, grasp of, like, similes.
