Patty
Throw it in water If it sinks = girl ant If it floats = buoyant
They're all girls on fire.
Imagination
A horde.
Girl you sure are sweet.
Nothing. She's fine.
An ATM machine
Miss.Steak
A girl with a sunken chest and no booty
A girl has no name.
Nothing, you already told her twice.
Nothing. You already told her.
It was worth a shot.
The knife has a point
Penicillin
Because he's a real dawg.
Ask her if she is a Bernie Sanders supporter.
Because she...let it go!
You tell her that her smile is contagious.
The girl in the church has hope in her soul, and the girl In the bathtub has soap in her hole.
Bc it was a girl named sally and it pooped itself
Because they lay out in the sun so much
By growing up.
She'll tell you
Because someone threw a fridge at her....
They both know "what a girl wants" and "what a girl needs".
It's not my fault I'm blind.
Annette.
Penicillin.
Oh sweetheart, you are the eye of my maple....
Alane
Someone threw a fridge at her. It's not supposed to make sense
Because the pedals fell off.
Because she's knows what to spit and what to swallow.
He made them Batman.
DATERADE
The rest of her is cold too.
Your girl has to chew before she swallows.
Chicken Tenders.
Urine angel.
Because they can resistor.
You don't.
Feminem.
The ATM
It's in their "jeans"
When he starts using condoms with other girls.
Cuz she couldn't find the door handle
God bless America.
17: It was fun. The cops came. Me: What 17: Nah, it's cool. We got away. Me: That's my girl.
SINGLE
She was fed up with the hole business.
Because it was FeO
A girl.
She left her Head & Shoulders on the beach
His place is a dump
Courtney.
You have a shot with a pool table.
It was electric. Also, the car had a set of hands.
It was wound up already.
Girl: Apollo neck jumpers
I want to know her secret
It was full of ticks.
Https://www.youtube.com/watch v=rQegAi6d-MM
Because he wasn't a fungi!
Asked the teacher hoping that someone would say "babies." She was disappointed when all the children cried out "Happy!"
In case you get a hole-in-one (stolen from some girl at school)
They only need 2 eggs n 1 sausage to keep a girl full for 9 months
Cuz they'll get chapped lips. Brr.
Because she was fed up with the hole business.
Because they love digging up the past.
Lily!
SHOPPING" never causes HEART ATTACKS, but,"PAYING the "BILLS" does
Because he was sketchy.
She didn't have a shoulder to cry on!
Just pinch yourself, if you don't wake up, she doesn't.
Any girl named Patty!
Because she was an operetta (operator).
Careful, dad, or you'll crush my smokes.
Cos men have a 6 inch silencer.
A dollar bill you dirty minded people!! LMFAO
Timmy's in the old well L: Arf arf He's dead You sure L: Arf! Okay here's a check for $5K L: ima need cash
Chickpea
Just add a G and now she's gone.
Elementary, my dear Watson.
Because they find me more appealing.
Haram bea
His dad answers, "Well, there's a vas deferens!"
Bae-goals
Broadview*
Me: You just give the bartender your order. Her: ... Me: It's really pretty easy. Her: *leaves*
Voodoo like to dance with me '
Annette
Girl: Adobe Photoshop CS5!
They get chapped lips
Because a girl on the ground said "I have a boyfriend" later that day the nuke fell into depression
David Cop-a-feel
You use tulips.
I don't know, you tell me.
Because she threw out all the bent ones.
Because she was a quack.
Math problems actually exist
I woun't pay a 100 bucks for a Gorbanzo bean on my face.
A sink.
I think we're in sink.
Just cos.
I'm stuck.
Watt-er
It didn't want to get water in its eyes.
A duck is a carbon-based life form while a curling iron is an inanimate appliance
I don't know you tell me.
It's a lot of dam work.
The episode.
Arab spring
