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Metapod Jokes

How are the Houston Rockets just like Metapod?

All they've got is Harden

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Poke Jokes More Poke Jokes

What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before?

A key.

How do you get 50 Pikachus on a bus?

Poke 'em on.

Them Jokes More Them Jokes

Why don't Pokemon cards ever have any typos?

Because the editors know that they gotta catch 'em all!

How do you get Pikachu on the bus?

Poke 'em on!

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

Who sang at the funeral of those who died in a railroads arson?

Adele. Some one set fire to the train

Why do you keep saying flail?

Because Fail isn't in my vocabulary. ------- Overheard on the train.

Charmander Jokes More Charmander Jokes

How do you get a Charmander and a Metapod on a train?

You poke 'em on.

Why should you always bring charmander along when camping?

Because he's the fire starter.