Metapod Jokes

How are the Houston Rockets just like Metapod?

All they've got is Harden

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

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What did the Bulbasaur say to the Charmander?

Bulbasaur!!

How do you get a Charmander and a Metapod on a train?

You poke 'em on.

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

What's the difference between a teacher and a train?

One says, "Spit out your gum!" The other goes, "Choo Choo Choo"

What job do you never stop training for?

Conductor

Poke Jokes More Poke Jokes

Why are you always tired, Dad?

My 3-year-old asked as she woke me from a nap by poking me in the eye.

Why have all these complete strangers started to poke around outside my window?

They wanna peek-a-chu.

Them Jokes More Them Jokes

What did the computer do with his overgrown gardens...?

Mowed 'em.

What's a martini's favorite garnish?

Olive 'em!