Metapod Jokes

How do you get a Charmander and a Metapod on a train?

You poke 'em on.

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How are the Houston Rockets just like Metapod?

All they've got is Harden

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Poke Jokes More Poke Jokes

Why have all these complete strangers started to poke around outside my window?

They wanna peek-a-chu.

Why did God make pubic hair curly?

So we don't poke our eyes out.

Them Jokes More Them Jokes

Why are the mountains in Switzerland called "the Alps"?

Because when people fall off of 'em, they yell AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLPPPP!!!!!!!!

What do we want now!?

When do we want 'em? Time machines!

Charmander Jokes More Charmander Jokes

Why should you always bring charmander along when camping?

Because he's the fire starter.

What did the Squirtle say to the Charmander?

X-post from /r/Pokémon) Squirtle

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

Why are locomotive drivers so good at driving locomotives?

Because they were trained.

Why did the Mexican guy rob a train?

He had a loco motive.