Metapod Jokes

How are the Houston Rockets just like Metapod?

All they've got is Harden

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Train Jokes More Train Jokes

How do you get a Charmander and a Metapod on a train?

You poke 'em on.

What do you call someone who specializes in trains?

A trained professional

Poke Jokes More Poke Jokes

How do you get Pikachu on the bus?

Poke 'em on!

How do you get 50 Pikachus on a bus?

Poke 'em on.

Charmander Jokes More Charmander Jokes

Why did the 25 year old cross the street?

To catch a charmander.

Why should you always bring charmander along when camping?

Because he's the fire starter.

Them Jokes More Them Jokes

Why are the mountains in Switzerland called "the Alps"?

Because when people fall off of 'em, they yell AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLPPPP!!!!!!!!

What does a man and a linoleum floor have in common?

If you lay 'em right, you can walk on them for 20 years.