Throw in your laundry.
Aw sheet! One of my favorite, cheesiest jokes of all time. Thought it would be a good first post to Reddit!
To steep.
Because he was taking the pith. /gets coat. bai.
It's a fish.
She became an anchor...
Because it kept falling out.
Dominoes. Falling one at a time.
A nun falling down the stairs
It must have fallen through a crack.
Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.
Because the market got flooded.
Everywhere.
I have only my shelf to blame
It was two-tired.
Because they fall through his hands.
Because it was two tired...
How does she not fall over?
He fell out of the tree.
Because if they went forward they'd fall in the boat.
Because when people fall off of 'em, they yell AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLPPPP!!!!!!!!
Mine would have to be Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally.
Eric Clapton wouldn't let a baggie of cocaine fall out the window.
Because she had no arms. "knock knock" "whose there?" "not sally!"
Because the beans keep falling through the grill.
Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock..who's there..Not Sara.
Timbuuuuuurrrrrrrrton!
Eric Clapton would never let a bag of coke fall out the window.
Because the rain in Spain falls mostly in the plain.
Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.
Because it was... imbalanced.
Because they are two tired.
I heard that he was fully re-covered.
She fell out of the tree.
He made a spectacle of himself.
Baa-Dum-Sss
It slipped a disk.
Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out of a 49th-story window!
Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window...
Someone threw a fridge at him.... Gold
Get out of the way.
I'm falling for you.
Sorry, you can't!
They fall for things hook line and sinker!
An autumn leaf or a Christmas catalogue
A baby falling out of an airplane.
Cause it was on a Sunday and the banks were closed
Sigh* That's not elk... That's just reindeer.
She fell into a box of Ding Dongs
Because she was in the non-friction section.
Because someone threw a fridge at him.
The stamps kept falling off the rocks!
He ran out of balance
Chernobyl fall out..
If a rooster lays an egg on a pointed roof, which way will it land Roosters don't lay eggs
To a weterinarian!
Your heart goes "pomme pomme... pomme pomme..."
Natural log. Sorry about the math joke.
Pikachu, that's all he can say.
Because the pilot was a loaf of bread
They make bbs
By moving faux wood. Rimshot
20th floor fall goes: *Aaaaaah, BAM!* 1st floor fall goes: *BAM, Aaaaah!*
Spits*
It was two-tired. *Slaps knee* *Prosthetic leg falls off*
Why falling US$ erected so fast after GFC
He fell into it.
He didn't. He fell off your bike.
Help! I've fallen and I can't giddy up.
Because they're two-tired.
He was **narco**leptic.
A match maiden heaven
All you gotta be is a little more than halfway into it and the pounds will start falling.
We'll have to rehearse that.
Because beans always fall through the grill.
There may be leavesdropping
It died.
It was important not to fall off the wagon.
I'm falling for you
A flat minor.
You have an ax-i-dent (accident).
Nathan Filaments () X-Post from /r/DestinyTheGame
Zzzzzzzzz, wait, I fell asleep at the punchline.
Ouch! I Hermione!
Fall...
Because he was such a sloppy dresser.
Because the white balance was off on the camera.
Egypt
A Dell rolling in the deep.
The retail store
He was sappy
So his feet wouldn't fall asleep.
He wanted a Trigger warning.
A. A nun falling down a flight of stairs.
Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window. EDIT: Damn it he was four
Ear we go!
Because the rice falls through the grill
1st floor: Splat, aaaaaahhh 10th floor: aaaaahhhh, Splat
SPLAT!!! He didn't.
Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? Why did the third monkey fall of the tree? Peer pressure.
Peer pressure
Wham, bam, thank you fam
Because when the cane goes 'bam' the child goes boo!
Ben Ching.
Me: Daily Dentist: *Pulls fully grown centaur from between my 2nd and 3rd molars*
I didn't know you could yodel!
Me: why Him: Timmy has no arms. Knock knock. Me: Who's there Him: Not Timmy.
A lifetime ban from the Zoo
A BABOOM!
Because the dime had more cents.
Because he thought it wood look better!
Shooting stars.
Whedon?
