Ear we go!
Because the rice falls through the grill
I'm not lichen this!'
Igloos it back together.
She fell for the Big Apple!
200 ft: Aaaaaaaaa, bump 2 ft: Bump, aaaaaaaaa (Yes, it's an old, really old joke. Surprisingly haven't seen it here, yet.)
The tomato was in a can.
Eric Clapton won't let a bag of cocaine fall out of the window.
A leaf. The rope catches the emo.
1st floor: Splat, aaaaaahhh 10th floor: aaaaahhhh, Splat
They got married in the spring.
Pssshh, they're not falling for that one again.
Because if he lifted up both legs it would fall over!
Because it was a-peeling on the Eye.
Sep-timber
He didn't have arms. Why did little Sarah fall off her bike Someone threw a fridge at her.
Because a girl on the ground said "I have a boyfriend" later that day the nuke fell into depression
He was rushin
I never take drugs. - I say stay away!! Or the drugs will fall from the table!!
Nothing, she just stood there with a sour puss
Anne apple just fell on my head!
Filet mignon
The floor
A rehearsal
The Retail store
It made him wed his plants!
Ow, this really hertz.
Cos Chernobyl fall out
He said "Darling you've got lovely teeth."
Because he was a potato!
They know people will blow them.
I blame my shelf
She fell in love and he didn't anticipate entanglement
Because it cracked itself up.
I can only blame my shelf. Shout out to /r/shubreddit
The girl necks door.
When I fall in love it will be for heifer.
Full speed ahead
A laplander!
Eric Clapton wouldn't let one fall out the window
Business kept falling off!
When it's raining Datsun cogs.
A good vacuum cleaner!
Zoolander
The foreman fired him, saying, 'We can't have bored boars boring boards.'
It didn't have any real roots
She was beside herself.
A hole-y Cow!
The Betty Ford Clinic
Yes, son. Love is terrible. "No Mom, I said LAVA." Oh. You maybe can survive that one.
Fall out boy
Alexander Graham Fell!
Because Chernobyl fall off.
Because Chernobyl fall out
She thought to yell for help, but her husband was nowhere around to grant her permission to do so.
Nearby - the Ape-lle doesn't fall far from the tree!
Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window
We think he tried to jump into his pants & fell
Because Bill threw a mattress at him.
Sheet
Dog gone!
Fell through the cracks.
She's got no arms Me: Knock Knock Them: Whose there Me: Not Lucy.
Because it wanted autumnomy
Keeping cows from falling apart.
Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window.
The Bannisters
He fell out of the tree
A nun falling down the stairs
Bach in the saddle again.
Because it was dead.
When it falls to the ground, it knocks the 'ell out of it.
There's no way Eric Clapton would let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window!
Me: why Him: Timmy has no arms. Knock knock. Me: Who's there Him: Not Timmy.
It was an oxident.
The retail store
She had no arms. BONUS JOKE: Knock Knock. Who's there Not Sally.
Chernobyl fall out.
I'm wringing wet.
The one with the smaller mu.
They both oppress those on the inside. They both lie to those on the outside. And they both raise monuments to the fallen.
A flat miner.
A Popsicle.
Because he couldn't see that well!
Because if they fell forwards they’d still be in the boat.
That the man that falls from the 2nd floor does: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH While the man falling from the 8th floor does: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
Cause she's got no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.
E V E R Y W H E R E
SPLAT!!! He didn't.
Me: Daily Dentist: *Pulls fully grown centaur from between my 2nd and 3rd molars*
They need it to shoot themselves in the foot.
Because it's a crime to drink and drive.
A Good Start.(http://www.youtube.com/watch v=obKLdou0LH0)
Nana boo boo
Gloves. Ha! Just kidding, I don't know what he got, he hasn't opened it yet.
The sound you make 10th floor " AHHHHHHHHH " 1st floor " AHHHHHHHHHH "
Your domain or mine
Peers
