Uranium gets to its half-life on time.
He got atomic ache.
A toddler can count past two...
Beer nuts will cost you about $1.25. Deer nuts are under a buck.
Two at most.
5. The other half is 3.
Half a cat.
He already told you so.
No, before that.
You don't know which witch is which!
Pupil: It's stolen!
He was blowing off Steam
There was no reaction
If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.
Where did my Pokemon Go
Niantic: "147 Pokemon You want to have 145 Pokemon! What are you going to do with 142 Pokemon!"