Uranium gets to its half-life on time.
He got atomic ache.
They Fallout
William Shatner
HeHe
IDK
A slightsabre
Half a cat
There was some money in the kitty!
Three swallows!
At a religious revival, they say "STAND UP FOR JESUS" At a bikers rally, they say "SIT DOWN FOR CHRIST'S SAKE"
Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck
Because 2 Half-Lives = 1 whole life.
Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u
Because Japan isn't good at basketball.
A widow
An anthropologist