Uranium Jokes

What's the difference between Valve and uranium?

Uranium gets to its half-life on time.

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

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What happened when Dr Frankenstein swallowed some uranium?

He got atomic ache.

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Swallow Jokes More Swallow Jokes

What profession did the parrot get into when it swallowed the clock?

Politics

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a bird?

A gulp. It's like a swallow, only bigger.

Pokemon Jokes More Pokemon Jokes

Why can't you take a shower with a Pokémon?

Cause they'll Pikachu

Why do Pokemon have eyes?

So they can Pikachu

Idk Jokes More Idk Jokes

What will i do when i die?

Idk!

What does IDK mean?

I've yet to find someone who knows.

Dr. Frankenstein Jokes More Dr. Frankenstein Jokes

What did Dr. Frankenstein say when his monster spit?

It's saliva! IT'S SALIIIVA!!!

Why did Dr Frankenstein have his telephone cut off?

Because he wanted to win the Nobel Prize!

Valve Jokes More Valve Jokes

What did GabeN tell his wife when she shouted "shut your hole" at him?

Babe, it's a valve!

How many people does it take for Valve to change a light bulb?

Two at most.

Half Life Jokes More Half Life Jokes

Why isn't Half-Life 3 coming out?

Because 2 Half-Lives = 1 whole life.

Why did the angry skeptic keep ignoring official reports about the eventual release of Half-Life 3?

He was blowing off Steam

Nintendo Jokes More Nintendo Jokes

Why hasn't Nintendo released a Mario themed basketball video game?

Because Japan isn't good at basketball.

What do you call it when you play Nintendo games because you have nothing better to do?

Ennwii

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a bird, and a bird with only one wing?

It's a matter of a pinion(http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/pinion).

What is the difference between a bad haircut and a good haircut?

2-3 weeks tops.