Me: I just ran out of the fancy shampoo my previous GF bought for me.
The Age Of Ultron.
Because he wanted to make a difference. My first original, time for open mic!
Imagine all the people..
Just imagine the crazy headlines. They'd probably say something like... "Rob Lowe Robs Lowes"
Angles in the Outfield
The punchline is too long.
I'll post the punchline later.
Stark industries has actually turned a profit
One to screw in the lightbulb, stock four carts of supplies, and handle seventeen simultaneous customers at any one time for five consecutive hours.
Cryptic code.
An everlasting jobstopper.
A Happy Medium. Sorry, a played around with the wording of this a lot and couldn't find anything better. Please suggest a better phrasing.
