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Why was John Lennon shocked when he got his wife's gynecologist bill?

He had misunderstood the doctor when he said "I do probe Ono."

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How can you attract a group of like minded friends?

This clique bait will shock you!

Why was John Lennon shocked when he got his wife's gynecologist bill?

He had misunderstood the doctor when he said "I do probe Ono."

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Why did Steve Jobs die too soon?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

Why did you arrest that doctor?

Officer: He was trying to take someone's pulse.

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Why was John Lennon shocked when he got his wife's gynecologist bill?

He had misunderstood the doctor when he said "I do probe Ono."

What's John Lennon's favorite card game?

Yoko Uno

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Why was John Lennon shocked when he got his wife's gynecologist bill?

He had misunderstood the doctor when he said "I do probe Ono."

Why does noone listen ever to the guy who talks with his mouth full?

He is so misunderstood.