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Why was John Lennon so ashy?

Because he was cremated

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What did the cremated Buddha who was placed in a cardboard box say?

I'm in light urn.'

What do you call it when a cremated person spins in their grave?

An Urn-ado.

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What do Kodak film and John Lennon have in common?

They both came in a yellow box

Why was John Lennon shocked when he got his wife's gynecologist bill?

He had misunderstood the doctor when he said "I do probe Ono."