Why was John Lennon so ashy?

Because he was cremated

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What do you call it when a cremated person spins in their grave?

An Urn-ado.

Why did the man with bronchitis get cremated..?

He was tired of coffin.

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What did John Lennon say when he got egg shells in his cake?

Yolko Oh-no

What if it all goes wrong and they clone millions of John Lennons?

Imagine all the people..