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What did the German clock maker say to the broken clock?

Ve haff vays of making you tock!

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What did the German clock maker say to the broken clock?

Ve haff vays of making you tock!

Why German Loves Americans why do Germans love Americans?

Because Americans are the most hated people in the world now.

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What did the German clock maker say to the clock that would only go "tick tick tick?

Vee have vays of making you tock!

What did the German clock maker say to the broken clock?

Ve haff vays of making you tock!

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What does the broken clock do when it gets hungry?

It goes back four seconds!

Why shouldn't you be friends with a broken clock?

Because it won't even give you the time of day.

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What did the German clock maker say to the broken clock?

Ve haff vays of making you tock!

Why did the German watchmaker say to the watch that kept saying "Tick, tick, tick, tick,..."?

Ve haff vays of meking you tock.