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How many fish did it take to consume my wife?

None. There are no fish under my new gazebo

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

How do you get your wife to listen to every word without interrupting?

Talk in your sleep.

Why do men die before their wives?

Because we want to!

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What is the most important thing for a hungry shark?

A-fish-in-sea.

How many ADD's does it take to change a light bulb?

Let's go fishing

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What does a bartender give you when you need the feeling of a strong drink, but you're not allowed ton consume alcohol?

Xanax since he's a Bartender

How many fish did it take to consume my wife?

None. There are no fish under my new gazebo