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How many fish did it take to consume my wife?

None. There are no fish under my new gazebo

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

How do you know when you're turning 40?

When your candy jar is filled with Tums..... My wife just came up with that one... Birthday is next week.. Ugh

Why do husbands typically die before their wives?

They want to.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What do you call a fish with two knees?

A two-knee fish! (works better when you're drunk)

What's the difference between a piano and a fish?

You can't tuna fish!

Consume Jokes More Consume Jokes

Why do whales have really good immune systems?

They consume a lot of vitamin SEA!

Why didn't galactus consume the milky way?

He was galactose-intolerant. I'm sorry.