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How many fish did it take to consume my wife?

None. There are no fish under my new gazebo

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What's the difference between this morning and your wife?

I'm not coming in *this morning*

What is headache?

5 minutes talk to wife.

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Why did Bill Gates &amp?

Warren Buffett once have me quickly kicked out of a game of bridge? When it was my turn to bid I kept saying, "Go fish".

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fish

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How many fish did it take to consume my wife?

None. There are no fish under my new gazebo

Why don't more people cook Armenian food?

Because it can be very thyme-consuming.