How many fish did it take to consume my wife?

None. There are no fish under my new gazebo

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What did Jared Fogle say when his wife told him she wanted kids?

Me too*

What did Goku say when he heard his wife listening to the song, "Fancy"?

Aye, Chi-Chi, Why?

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Why did the mafia boss get banned from the aquarium?

He was sleeping with the fishes.

How do fish make calls?

On a shellphone! My 7 year old self was very proud of coming up with this one....

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How many fish did it take to consume my wife?

None. There are no fish under my new gazebo

Why don't more people cook Armenian food?

Because it can be very thyme-consuming.