How many fish did it take to consume my wife?

None. There are no fish under my new gazebo

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

How's the baby?

Me: He keeps trying to shove socks thru the mail slot. Wife: Aw. His socks or yours Me: Socks is the neighbor's cat..

What's the similarity between your wife and a tin roof in a hurricane?

If you didn't nail them properly they'll go see your neighbor

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What did the fish have to pay to get past the coral reef?

Atoll.

Who Loves Debates?

De fishes

Consume Jokes More Consume Jokes

Why didn't galactus consume the milky way?

He was galactose-intolerant.

Why don't more people cook Armenian food?

Because it can be very thyme-consuming.