A waist of time...
Marblehead
Virgos don't have time to change their own lightbulbs. They're too busy changing them for everyone else.
Easy. Lock them both in a trunk and watch who will be happier to see you after you open it in 15 minutes.
There's a clock on the stove.
Because it held up a pair of pants.
Why's your belt so tight bruh
He only wears Rolex around his waist.
Someone who's stopped growing except around the waist.
