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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time...

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What were the martyr's last words?

I believe in peace in our time

Why did people use insulation containing deadly toxins?

It was asbestos they could do at the time!

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What do you call a cat who watches dirty movies?

A purrvert.

Why don't women need a watch?

There's a clock on the stove.

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What does the zero say to the eight?

I like your belt. Ok, ok. I know it's elementary, but I still love it.

What does a belt like to do?

Getting Waisted

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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time.

What do you call a clock you wear on your belt?

A waist of time