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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time...

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What do you call it......when you get head from a black girl and a white girl at the same time?

Marblehead

How many times does a woman laugh after you tell her a joke?

Three. When you tell it to her, then when you explain it to her, and then when she gets it.

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Why don't women need a watch?

There's a clock on the stove.

Why is it hard to watch two elephants boxing?

Because they've got the same color trunks.

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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time.

What did the obese man say about the belt he'd recently purchased?

Top notch.

Waist Jokes More Waist Jokes

What do you call a woman who is paralysed from the waist down?

Married.

What do you call a belt with a watch on it?

A waist of time *door closes on way out*