Why shouldn't you wear a watch on your belt?

It'd be a waste of time.

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What happens when everyone in the country takes a pee at the same time?

Urine-nation!

What is the creepiest letter of the alphabet?

V. Because no matter where you are, any time of any day, no matter what you do, V always follows U.

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

Why are Sharks the only species that get their own week?

I'd totally watch hermit crab week if they had one.

What did the German watch repairer say to his watch that would only go tick, tick, tick?

"Ve have vays of making you tock!"

Belt Jokes More Belt Jokes

Why shouldn't you wear a watch on your belt?

It'd be a waste of time.

What does a belt like to do?

Getting Waisted

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What is yellow and wears a mask?

The Lone Lemon.

What do you call it when someone makes a slam-dunk wearing shiny handcuffs?

Boom-shackle-lacquer!

Waste Jokes More Waste Jokes

What do you call the statistics for the total amount of waste produced by the US this year?

Gross

Why shouldn't you wear a watch on your belt?

It'd be a waste of time.