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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time...

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

How did the doctor know Muhammad Ali was dead?

He never got up by the time he counted to 10 Edit: Phrasing

Why was Heisenberg's wife unhappy?

Whenever he had the energy, he didn't have the time.

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

What has eight arms and an IQ of 60?

Four guys watching a football game.

What game are you watching?

I wonder what she thought I was doing with my hands.

Belt Jokes More Belt Jokes

Why did the belt get arrested?

Because it held up a pair of pants.

Why is your voice gone?

Are you ok Me:*thinks back to me belting out Ariana Grande's "Dangerous Woman"* I'm ok...allergies are bad.

Waist Jokes More Waist Jokes

What do you call a belt made of dollar bills?

A waist of money.

What do you call a clock you wear on your belt?

A waist of time