They're always by them shelves Just wanted to see if that library joke checked out Sorry for all the library jokes, I'll put them on hold
Siamese twins.
A. Every time they were given a corner, they built a shop.
A saucer-er!
Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.
Moonbeams.
Click Turpin
Because they hold the reins!
Babysitter: The fire department put me on hold.
A woman who answers the door stark naked holding a six pack.
It does not help to imagine people in their underwear.
Two one to hold the bulb and the other to serve him beer until the room starts spinning.
Hold on, let me get my bear rings.
IM Groot.
Oxnard, CA
They're writing their last will and testament.
For holding up a pair of pants.
A Baboom!
Anyone know why they all have bags of candy
You ask them to hold the door for you.
By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them EDIT: Rip inbox EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold!
They always turn out blurry from him shaking them.
Squidnappers!
How do you hold her close to where you are" Me: Aren't most angels men
A polite bulb.
Because he said he only loved her this much (hold out t-rex like arms) Sorry this one requires a bit of a visual, but I thought you guys might like it
A man holding an aardvark.
A barrel organ.
The police held an inn-quest
While holding the baby. I can't believe it was legal for me to reproduce.
She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright.
Because she might Let it Go
My zipper.
He was holding up a bank.
A caterpillar!
Ans: Hodor
The nearsighted aardvark who wrapped his tongue around a motorcycle!
Because he was hung like this. (Hold your arms out wide)
My son's 10 years... hold on... OFF THE COUCH! brb... convulsing.
32. One to hold the bits and 31 to push the register.
She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright! 'Owl be seeing you later.'
Because when you would cover your eyes with your hand, you wouldn't see sh*t. I'm lame.
A. A **VERY** large moth...
A paddy melt!!
Me: The kids gave me this *holds up Dad Is #1 mug* W: That's sweet H: Sweet They think I'm pee!
It has a dark side, a light side, and it holds the universe together.
Any 4 numbers in a row.
The Olympigs!
I'm holding Time Square!
Two. One to hold the bulb, and another to spin the story until the bulb fits.
1 to hold the brush and 1000 to turn the house!
Two: One to hold it one to hammer it in.
Speak now or forever hold your pee!
He brought it to school and said 'An Ape-lle for the teacher!'
I'm bored tonight and I have a no holds barred sense of humour. What are some of your worst
Zir holds it up to the socket and waits for the world to revolve around zirself.
A leprachaun's undivided attention.
She would always let it go.
Four one to hold the pot and three to act macho and shake the stove.
They wanted to give credit where credit was due.
You're my brother in arms!
DOG: YES! HOW'D HE FETCH IT BEFORE ME
Those are the wrong Sais
One to hold the lightbulb, and the rest of the world to revolve around them
I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand...
He held up a pair of pants!
To hold his pants up.
Irony irne/ noun a state of affairs or an event that seems deliberately contrary to what one expects and is often amusing as a result.
Nobody expected that late run from Gonzalez, did they?
On a Solid Snake Drive 120 gb sorry:
Shellfies
Um, round But that's not really... R: Got it
I stole an ostrich, it chases me around the house all day, i hate it
They shake hands.
One hand on the wheel the other on the road.
Because Mr. Sippi is hung like a horse.
A counter spy.
Because OMG, they like LITERALLY can't even.
17: It was fun. The cops came. Me: What 17: Nah, it's cool. We got away. Me: That's my girl.
Just one. He holds up the light bulb, and the world revolves around him
Figuring out what to tell you about first.
