He wanted their soles.
It makes the Dego buy faster.
From a cat-alogue!
Too Bad, I'm not telling you!
She said "Buying luggage."
H: She meant nothing to me! M: Not that. You bought lite sour cream!
To sleep under it
A penny-farthing.
Papal
He brews it.
Because when he asked his wife how many eggs to buy, she said 4!
From Jason's Doner Van. (Sorry, I'm guessing this one's only for the Aussies and Brits)
Because when they buy souvenirs they find out they were made in China.
Because I couldn't find a fake car.
Sir Charge
It's such a ripoff.
Me hands her money: When we get to the movies, buy a large popcorn. 10: This is only $2 M: Exactly
He buys a new house.
Shorts!
Ebay.
Chernobyl fallout
Don't tell the farmer. He might charge us extra.
A hog doesn't have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all night just so he can f*** some pig.
De Beers
Me: I'd rather have a buffalo and not need it than need a buffalo and not have it.
Because he got a hole in one!
7 tees, 30 eggs
You pay a buccaneer.
Wet.
One to get in and one to get out.
I'm sorry to leave now that I've almost bought the place.
IT'S BABBAGES, BABBAGES
Homardware.
Slides off Uggs & infinity scarf inside Starbucks* *buys a bonsai tree*
He wanted to buy stock options.
I'd like to buy an owl
Because he didn't want toupee.
There's only like 7 things in life easier than cutting up fruit and one of them is farting.
A Dell
She writes a Chopin Liszt.
Q: What would be a terrible name for a new beer A: "Mondays"...because no one would EVER want to buy a case of the Mondays...
So that they didn't have to bend down to pet it.
DANKE!
When they're in Denali.
Because there are eyes everywhere!
Reebark
So his chicken fingers wouldn't get cold. I'll leave now
Just for the halibut.
Everyone who bought his tickets wanted their nickelback
10yo: Buy legos & a bigger house for u. 11yo: I'd buy a monkey. Going to be extra nice to my 10yo.
A washing machine
Bar tender
A short one!
Because the host gets confused when they say "I'd to buy a vowel eh."
Me: So they can buy stuff. 4: Why don't they just steal the stuff She's a criminal mastermind.
Because other stores are too mainSteam.
They might be laced with something..
When it goes cheep!
Buck teeth!
I say: why buy an entire pig just to get a little sausage!
Time to buy a new chair.
Wild Twerky!
Because it doesn't protect you from harmful rays
So that he didn't have to buy a winter coat.
So it would run faster!!
So he could "get a long little doggy".
Me: Her stepsisters make her. 5: She should just buy a Roomba.
He went to Jared.
Would you buy that Like "whoa, who's that drifter!"
We're not crime-fighting crusaders. We're buying stamps.
Compra maize.
She thought the apple was poisoned.
You buy it a nice bunch of software and get it loaded!
I bought the Groupon but can't make it
I bought all my wife's birthday presents there before she left me.
Because they buy no meals. (Binomials)
She didn't know where to buy Left Guard!
She couldn't raise enough dough.
Pennsylvania.
2 gals 1 cup(http://www.reddit.com/r/Canning/comments/yyhsp/my20triptothelocallatinmarketnetted165/)
Cheque, mate! --- Maybe not the funniest buy posting because: My. My own. My precious...
The GENERAL STORE HAHAHAHAHAHA IM SO SORRY
Because he had a stinking cold!
It's like, oh you gave birth to me Please enjoy this fancy candle.
Because he believed that all proper tea was theft.
The outlet
Cos Chernobyl fall out
Because the steaks are too high.
2 Get Chocolate Milk!!
Me: Bed Bath & Beyond Wife: You used a coupon right Me: Coupon *wife faints*
In a math book I can buy 57 papayas at $1.99 each and no one will care.
Now, I tweet them
God's punishing you for waiting until the flight home to buy your wife a gift.
He wanted Mark Antony!
So he could take it out for a spin!
I wanted you to have a hoppy birthday!
So he could organize his crime
Sears.
I don't know but you should buy it dinner first!
Because the prices are so steep
Because the prices were Solo
A roamin' Catholic.*
A counter reformation.
He got caught giving alcohol to minors.
Because more alcohol is the solution to all problems.
Incontinent
Ask Hugh Hefner.
You wave!
The boy stumbles: "Well euhm... nothing I guess." "Thanks, I'll have 2 million drops then"
Yo You peel me
Over-dressed!
Because it needs bailing out.
Mosqui-toes.
There's a sale on at the fern store!
A sweet Dill.
