It can't buy you money.
When you're buying salt.
They always have a big bill!
WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY SOME CHOCOLATE?!
Buy high sell higher.
So he could mufasa.
I thought they only drive automatic
They don't believe in higher power.
To buy another pair of AirPods.
Because he couldn't find the Droid he was looking for.
Their stuff is always cut.
An arm and a leg.
Good buy.
The pet store
The fun guy
Monterey, Jack!
Buy the DLC to find out
Just put it on my bill.
Kroger
Because no one on earth wants to buy it.
Because he wanted to... "Get along little doggy"
Because Chernobyl fallout.
Baking soda.
Hole Foods.
You buy it per-tater
A sweet potato.
Two buy four.
Poverty
Because the Disc was cracked
At the army surplice store.
Twilight Gap
Uniball
The pro-lease department
Person 1: Suggest me a good phone to buy nowadays. Person 2: Microsoft Lumia 950 XL is good for winters, will keep you warm. Very warm. Person 1: So what about summers then? Person 2: Same, it freezes often as well
Double double doubles
At the stock market
HEY! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!
Because he couldn't find the right droid he was looking for.
Inke
Amazon.
Because it's easier to follow the path of leased resistance.
Antiquing.
Fo drizzle
Because cher-nob'll fall out
More doors.
To buy some quack croakaine!
Most likely a thrift store or Urban Outfitters, TBH.
He wanted more Monet in his wallet.
You have toupee
I bought some thyme yesterday.
Because it Lubri-Can't Even!
Starbucks
They get a hole in one!
Go to England and buy something
He buys it from Starbucks...
Reddit gold.
He buys two cases of beer instead of one.
Whole Foods
Pencilvania.
Hebrewed his own
Because opposites attract.
The Darth Mall!
He wanted to make sure he was getting the best, the best, the best, the best-a view.
Walmart!
Spay Roses.
A crackhead buys crack so he can put it into his pipe and burn it. A John pays so that he can put his pipe into a crack that might burn him.
Because they were only a quideach
Hebrews.
Buy 2 get 1 free
I have no Idea.
Chernobyl fallout.
The cat shat on the mat.
Because they were a rip off
Buy a deck of cards.
Because it had too many threads.
Because there's a clock on the stove.
She wanted to buy an algae bra.
Because they're a diamond dozen
The Vice President takes over. What happens when the Vice President dies? The Speaker of the House takes over. What happens when the Speaker of the House dies? You go to Radio Shack and buy a new speaker.
You'd look pretty funny riding a cow...but you'd look much worst milking a bike
I don't see the point
Me: You bought me a ski jacket Her: Skiing is a sport!
He wanted their soles.
It makes the Dego buy faster.
From a cat-alogue!
Too Bad, I'm not telling you!
H: She meant nothing to me! M: Not that. You bought lite sour cream!
To sleep under it
A penny-farthing.
Papal
He brews it.
Because when he asked his wife how many eggs to buy, she said 4!
From Jason's Doner Van. (Sorry, I'm guessing this one's only for the Aussies and Brits)
Because when they buy souvenirs they find out they were made in China.
Because I couldn't find a fake car.
Sir Charge
It's such a ripoff.
Me hands her money: When we get to the movies, buy a large popcorn. 10: This is only $2 M: Exactly
Because they're in continents.
Incontinent
Run through the back door.
It ran out of juice. I shall take my leave now.
Alcohol
Tequila Mockingbird
They only work 10% of the time.
The prices were gastronomical...
Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u
The Juan who lived.
A Methodist will say hi when he sees you at the liquor store.
Because if you just take one, he'll drink all your beer.
Marked down!
That's not real. 10yo: Now you're in doubt! Me: But... 10yo: ALBATROUT
