A. At a secondhand store.
Why would you buy a chair or couch you can't even sit in What if it has burlap cushions stuffed w/hay
I reach into my pocket thinking I have a wad of cash, turns out I just bought a soda earlier.
When they're going cheap!
They take the long-grain home.
Who is not buying this
A good vacuum cleaner!
A. So they can find their way back to the house.
He was going through a midlife ISIS
Because they like to get in touch with their inner self.
Their odds of winning are the same
They're only going to buy drugs or alcohol with it!"... oh, like I wasn't!
Penne.
Oh, I accidentally bought Hamburger Hinderer
A stool sample.
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And then I end up buying myself cupcakes, and shoes.
They're investing in wheel estate.
The Oli-Mart
I bought he GOOD dollar store condoms!!!
Turban Outfitters
The jury store
Because if they called it Nut Juice nobody would buy it.
A good in-vest-ment
From the supermeerkat
Never having to buy another electric toothbrush.
From the knights Da-sa(y)-NI! This joke is best delivered verbally.
Kid: At the Joke shop.
A Muslim
Is just one of the questions I should have asked before buying a lighthouse....
Washington C.D
He couldn't afford it; he was "Baroque".
When it's going Cheep.
Because he only had Forints! Thank you thank you, tip your waiter.
This is non-cents!
They use a Chopin Liszt!
Asks a commander. - Two soldiers step forward. - All right. I bought a piano. Take it to my apartment on the fourth floor.
Buys an intersection for a private business work.
A gras shopper.
Me: Wanna buy my book Them: No. Me: That's why I own a hot dog stand.
Chernobyl fall out.
She buys a new car.
Because he is an x-boxer
He prawned everything!
A Dell.
Nestle products
I said, and the other patients in the ER agreed.
Because he wanted to get more definition.
Me: I just ran out of the fancy shampoo my previous GF bought for me.
Put it on my bill
I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
Because they're in continents.
Because you have to change them.
The noise gave her a headache.
This is not a drill.
A Methodist will say "hi" to you at the liquor store
Methodists will make eye contact at the liquor store.
CuNO3!
Because the prices are so steep
Your car.
Put the gun down!
There's a sale on at the fern store!
There's a sale on at the carrot store!
9 months.
9 mouths
Can't Touch This
They exorcise.
