Dancefloor Jokes

Why did the duck leave the dancefloor?

He didn't want to get down on it.

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but the light bulb has to *want* to be screwed in.

Why did the Sasquatch go on a diet?

He didn't want to be Obeast.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What's the difference between the US and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 300 years, it develops a culture.

What soup weighs the most?

Wanton soup. I'll leave now.

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What's the difference between a duck?

One leg is both the same.

What do you call a duck that likes to steal?

A Robber Ducky!