Dancefloor Jokes

Who's the last one off the dancefloor?

The epileptic

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Why did the duck leave the dancefloor?

He didn't want to get down on it.

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What does NASCAR stand for?

Non-athletic-sport-centered-around-rednecks (I heard this forever ago and wanted to share. Sorry if it happens to be a repost.)

What did the doctor say to the patient who wanted to do his own surgery?

Suture self!

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What's a girl gotta do to get a drink?

Me: You just give the bartender your order. Her: ... Me: It's really pretty easy. Her: *leaves*

What's an empty suit of armor doing on the drivers side of a car?

He went out for the knight. OK I'll leave now

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What do ducks do at Christmas time?

They Duckerate cookies....lol...

What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?

A firequaker!