Dancefloor Jokes

Who's the last one off the dancefloor?

The epileptic

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

Why did the duck leave the dancefloor?

He didn't want to get down on it.

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What did the thief say when he saw the man leave his coat behind?

Let's jack it.

What did the teacher say after spending thousands in the expensive hotel?

I'm sorry to leave now that I've almost bought the place.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did Mubarak and Gaddafi get dehydrated?

They didn't want water from the Arab Spring.

Why did the man drink two beers with his lunch?

Because he wanted to drink two beers with his lunch.

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What do you call an appetizer made with duck?

Pregame.

What did Alyssa the duck say to Henry the beaver?

Quack quack!