Why did the hipster burn his tongue?

Because he drank his coffee before it was cool.

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Tongue Jokes More Tongue Jokes

Why are Pentacostals so good at kissing?

They have the gift of tongues...

Which aardvark holds the speed record?

The nearsighted aardvark who wrapped his tongue around a motorcycle!

Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

How do you make a latte?

Add $5 to a cup of coffee.

What do you call a poodle that serves coffee?

A Bark-ista! I said a bark-ista Coral.

Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

How did the blonde burn her nose?

Bobbing for French fries.

Why do ducks have webbed feet?

To stomp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out the burning ducks.

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What does Batman put in his drinks?

Just ice.

Why does Marx only drink herbal tea?

Because property is theft.