Why did the hipster burn his tongue?

Because he drank his coffee before it was cool.

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Tongue Jokes More Tongue Jokes

When my wife got her tongue pierced I asked her why?

She said To enhanthe the thektual thimulation.

Why are Pentacostals so good at kissing?

They have the gift of tongues...

Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

How do you make a latte?

Add $5 to a cup of coffee.

Why can't the Transistor drink any more coffee?

Because it keeps Peein' n peein'

Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

What do you need to do after burning your balls on the asphalt of a dead end street?

You need to cul de sac.

Who burns their own city down?

The people of Ferguson.

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What do Canadians drink when the beer is all gone?

Hard eh.

Where do Martians drink beer?

At a Mars bar!