Because he drank his coffee before it was cool.
Your tongue might get stuck to a Pole.
A tongue
Tarbucks.
The one that can carry 2 cups of coffee and a dozen donuts
None. They just let it burn out and follow it around for twenty years.
Burning Man.
He drank a lot of beer. He ate a lot of beans. *You love it.*
Because proper tea is theft.
