One goes quick and the other goes quack!
It ate some haywire!
He was a rough rider!
In a stable environment. Sorry I'm high and it just came to me.
Because the horse was too heavy to carry.
He didn't jump high enough.
Cause horses are rubbish at drawing
Grow old!
Jockey and Jill!
Because he wanted to feel his oats!
Because the horse hugs the rails the jockey puts his arms around the horse and you can kiss your money goodbye!
Because they are neigh-sayers
Matthew McConaug-hay
Chardon-neigh
Helephino.
Your NEIGHHHbor Credit: 6y/o nephew
Nothing, horses can not speak.
To change his jockeys.
Hay Fever!
A horse and rider.
A horse.
A horse with his eyes closed!
A globe-trotter!
They have two left feet.
Neighpalm
A seahorse!
The OUTSIDE! oh-my-goodness, that's hilarious! Skip
An exhorsist!
Because he was often scratched!
Neighbor
They'd be terrified
Bach in the saddle again.
A seehorse.
All the horses drowned
How're ye gettin' on
Bonnie and Clydesdale!
Mooooooo
She had too many maretinis
A zebra!
Fiddler on the hoof!
None. They aren't about to change a bulb when flipping a switch has worked for 15 years.
Apparently 10 aren't enough:
And the dude goes "Oh God! Not again! Who am I "
A suuh dude!
It may contain viruses.
A Dell
Because they have their own scales!
The drunk driver will blow through a stop sign without even knowing it was there.. The high driver will wait until it turns green
Sketchers
Sneakers.
An elephant rolling down a hill with a daisy in its mouth!
A soviet
To get laid.
The asphalt.
Check your Force privileges, Sith Lord!
ME: I want you checking thesaurus in a panic haphazardly
