The horses name was Friday.
Realising the horse is alive and well and how much did I drink last night!
Because they can only say "neigh!" I wish this was a joke made up by my 7 year old cousin, but she's imaginary.
The ground!
Moo Nay!
He wanted a Trigger warning.
Too many horses were drowning.
Ghoulloping.
When she tells you, say no
Start off with a large fortune!
One goes quick and the other goes quack!
It ate some haywire!
He was a rough rider!
In a stable environment. Sorry I'm high and it just came to me.
Because the horse was too heavy to carry.
He didn't jump high enough.
Cause horses are rubbish at drawing
Grow old!
Jockey and Jill!
Because he wanted to feel his oats!
Because the horse hugs the rails the jockey puts his arms around the horse and you can kiss your money goodbye!
Because they are neigh-sayers
Matthew McConaug-hay
Chardon-neigh
Helephino.
Your NEIGHHHbor Credit: 6y/o nephew
Nothing, horses can not speak.
To change his jockeys.
Hay Fever!
A horse and rider.
A horse.
A horse with his eyes closed!
A globe-trotter!
They have two left feet.
Neighpalm
A seahorse!
The OUTSIDE! oh-my-goodness, that's hilarious! Skip
An exhorsist!
Because he was often scratched!
Neighbor
They'd be terrified
Bach in the saddle again.
A seehorse.
All the horses drowned
When you stick your hand in her underpants it feels like you're feeding a horse.
How're ye gettin' on
Bonnie and Clydesdale!
Mooooooo
She had too many maretinis
A zebra!
Fiddler on the hoof!
Because he can't stand their song Uprising, it wants him to rise up and take the power back.
Because they strongly dislike vacuums.
In the cow-boose.
Because that might be your bike
You don't have to take your shoes off to jump on a banjo.
An extroverted Techie looks at *your* shoes when he's talking to you.
Teacher: Why are you late? Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill. Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it? Student: No. I was standing on it.
When you look at crime statistics.
RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!
He was un hoppy!
Carefully!
Chutney.
Bernie.
He had no arms. Sorry that joke was stupid, let me try again. Knock Knock "Whose there?" Not Billy
Vin Diesel!
Quranic
