Who has the fastest brain in the world?

Steven Hawking with a brake failure!

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What did Carmen's mom say when Carmen dropped her waffle in the sandbox?

Where in the world is Carmen's sandy Eggo

What is the fastest mineral in the world?

The malacheetah.

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How does Steven Hawking refresh after a long work day?

F5 (sorry Imgoingtohellforthis)

What's black and sits at the top of a staircase?

Steven Hawking after a house fire.

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What's black and found at the top of a stair case?

Stephen Hawking after a house fire.

What's burnt to a crisp and at the top of the stairs?

Stephen Hawking after a house fire.