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What's wrong with little Timmy?

Mom, sad): He went to Jared.

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How long does it take light to travel from the sun to the earth?

Not nearly as long as it would take to travel around your mom.

What's the difference between awkward and awful?

Awkward is finding your mom on Tinder, awful is matching with her

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Where did little Timmy go during the bombing?

Everywhere

Why does little Timmy keep throwing up gang signs?

Because he ate too much of them.

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Why didn't Timmy get his parents Christmas presents?

He's an orphan.

Why did Timmy fall off the swings?

Didn't have any hands.. (the real punch line) Knock knock.. Who's there Not Timmy..

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How did Jared lose 40lbs?

He dumped his girlfriend.

Why did Jared go to a Goat farm?

He heard there was lots of Kids there.