What's wrong with little Timmy?

Mom, sad): He went to Jared.

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Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

How many times do I have to tell you this Mom?

I have thousands of fans who need to know my thoughts. So, no I can't take out the garbage.

What's a man?

Dad: A man is who loves unconditionally, cares about you and protects you. Kid: When i grow up, I'll be a man like mom

Little Timmy Jokes More Little Timmy Jokes

Why did the bus driver drop his coffee?

Because he hit a bump in the road. What was the bump in the road? Little Timmy.

What's wrong with little Timmy?

Mom, sad): He went to Jared.

Timmy Jokes More Timmy Jokes

Why did Timmy fall off his bike?

Because Bill threw a mattress at him.

Why did Timmy fall off the swings?

Didn't have any hands.. (the real punch line) Knock knock.. Who's there Not Timmy..

Jared Jokes More Jared Jokes

Why did Jared lose so much weight?

He always went for the 6 instead of the 12

How does Jared like to play his flute?

In A minor.