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What did Jared say when the girl asked him for a footlong?

That he only has a 6 inch.

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Because someone threw a fridge at her....

Why did the girl fall out of the swing?

Because she didn't have arms.

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I asked my grandad the other day "why do old people read the Bible so much?" He replied "cause we're cramming for finals"

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My 3-year-old asked as she woke me from a nap by poking me in the eye.

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Friends.

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A 100$ bill

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How are strippers and Subway workers similar?

They'll both lie and tell you it's a footlong to get paid.

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I have a footlong waiting for **ewe** back in my cell!!!!

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What did Jared say when the girl asked him for a footlong?

That he only has a 6 inch.

Why did Jared decide to gain all of his weight back?

The mall is hiring new Santas.