That he only has a 6 inch.
Because boys have one extra leg and girls have one extra mouth.
To go with the traffic jam.
Ask them what a 3Ds is.
Asked one. "Because" said the second "it says 'tear along the dotted line'!"
A 100$ bill
I have a footlong waiting for **ewe** back in my cell!!!!
They'll both lie and tell you it's a footlong to get paid.
He always went for the 6 instead of the 12