Why did Jared go to a Goat farm?

He heard there was lots of Kids there.

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How do you tell if your eggs are rotten?

If your kid has down syndrome.

What do you get when you hire an owl to babysit your kids?

A real hootenanny!

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What kind of music do phones love to hear?

A symphony

What do you call a deaf dinosaur?

Anything you like - he can't hear you.

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Where do pigs park their cars?

In porking lots.

How did the muslim get cancer?

By smoking a lot of fags.

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What's Jared from Subway's favorite chord?

A flat minor

How did Jared from Subway get food poisoning?

He ate a 5 year old weiner