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Why did Jared go to a Goat farm?

He heard there was lots of Kids there.

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Which kid is yours?

Me: I don't have kids. I just heard the teachers here are hot. T: M: How you doin'

What did the buffalo say to his kid when he went off to college?

Bye, son.

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Want to hear a joke about construction?

Nah, I'm still working on it.

What did the doctor say to the terminally ill deaf patient?

Now, this May be difficult to hear...

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What do you call someone with lots of imaginary friends?

Schizofriendic

Why aren't kids under the age of 18 allowed to watch videos about duck calls without the consent of a parent?

Because they contain a lot of fowl language.

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How does Jared like to play his flute?

In A minor.

What do Santa and Jared from Subway have in common?

They both leave kids rooms with an empty sack