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Why did Jared go to a Goat farm?

He heard there was lots of Kids there.

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What's the best part of having a kid?

The chewy center.

What kind of medicine do you give a kid having a fit?

An anti-hissy-tamine.

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What sound do you hear when you drop a bomb on a cow?

Cowboom!

What do religions and gender have in common?

You hear about a new one every day and none of them make any sense.

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What do you call a rapper who masterbates a lot?

Lil Wayne-ker

How much rest does a bad Sheppard get?

Not a ton, he has a lot of sheepless nights.

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Why did Jared lose so much weight?

He always went for the 6 instead of the 12

How did Jared from Subway get food poisoning?

He ate a 5 year old weiner