Because he hit a bump in the road. What was the bump in the road? Little Timmy.
When asked for his name by the coffee shop clerk, my brother-in-law answered, Marc, with a C. Minutes later, he was handed his coffee with his name written on the side: Cark.
The one who can carry two cups of coffee AND a dozen donurs!
To go to a better place.
To get to 10.
He had barkinsons disease.
You can drop her off anywhere!!
Because he likes to Hit it and Quidditch
The harder you hit them, the more English you get out of them.
Because in the country, you bump your kin!
I didn't do it on porpoise.
Because he ate too much of them.
A bus driver.
A bus driver knows the stops and a cold stops the nose.