Why did the bus driver drop his coffee?

Because he hit a bump in the road. What was the bump in the road? Little Timmy.

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Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

What kind of coffee do the Islamists hate the most?

French press

Where do bourgeois monarchists get their coffee?

Tsarbucks

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did Ellen Pao cross the road?

Deleted

Why did Xzibit cross the road?

To get to the other Ride

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out a window

What is the hardest part about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Whats the difference between a North Korean missile and a K-Pop singer?

The singer can have a hit

What sound do two photons make when they hit each other?

Planck!*

Bump Jokes More Bump Jokes

Why was the school principal not pleased when he bumped into an old friend?

They were both driving their cars at the time!

What did the dolphin say to the whale when he bumped into him?

I didn't do it on porpoise.

Little Timmy Jokes More Little Timmy Jokes

Where did little Timmy go during the bombing?

Everywhere

What's wrong with little Timmy?

Mom, sad): He went to Jared.

Bus Driver Jokes More Bus Driver Jokes

What does a dyslexic tiger and a bus driver have in common?

A bus driver can't change his stops.

What is the difference between a bus driver and a cold?

One knows the stops the other stops the nose.