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Why did the bus driver drop his coffee?

Because he hit a bump in the road. What was the bump in the road? Little Timmy.

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Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

What is ISIS's favorite kind of coffee?

Decapitated

Why can't the Transistor drink any more coffee?

Because it keeps Peein' n peein'

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road twice?

Because it was a double-crosser

Why did Serj Tankian cross the road?

Because he wanted to...

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What did one plant say to another when it dropped its camera into the sea?

Photos-in-the-seas!

How do you make a baby cry?

Drop it. How do you make a baby stop crying? Drop it again.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

How many points do you get if you hit a golfer?

Fore.

Who writes hit musicals on the Internet?

Andrew Lloyd Webber.

Bump Jokes More Bump Jokes

What did the tectonic plate say when it bumped into another?

Sorry, my fault.

Why did the bus driver drop his coffee?

Because he hit a bump in the road. What was the bump in the road? Little Timmy.

Little Timmy Jokes More Little Timmy Jokes

Why does little Timmy keep throwing up gang signs?

Because he ate too much of them.

What's wrong with little Timmy?

Mom, sad): He went to Jared.

Bus Driver Jokes More Bus Driver Jokes

Why did the bus driver drop his coffee?

Because he hit a bump in the road. What was the bump in the road? Little Timmy.

Why have you parked your bus here?

Bus Driver: The sign says "Bus Stop."