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Why did the bus driver drop his coffee?

Because he hit a bump in the road. What was the bump in the road? Little Timmy.

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Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

Whats a yoga instructors favourite kind of coffee?

Pilatte

What kind of coffee do terrorists hate?

French press. (Too soon?)

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did Goku cross the road?

Find out next time on Dragonball Z!

Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side?

Ah wait, i can't remember the rest

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

Where'd I drop my waffle?

At the beach in San Diego.

Which global disasters happen when you drop a roast turkey?

The downfall of Turkey, the break-up of China, and the overthrow of Greece.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What did Norman Bates call his little sister?

You know you see it coming...) A: Psycho-sis! (I won't let the doorknob hit me on the way out..)

What do you do when you hear a woman got hit by a car?

Wonder how the hell a car got into the kitchen

Bump Jokes More Bump Jokes

What was the Italian hot tub that was so small it's occupants always bumped into each other called?

Ja-scusi.

What's the difference between falling 2 ft and 200 ft?

200 ft: Aaaaaaaaa, bump 2 ft: Bump, aaaaaaaaa (Yes, it's an old, really old joke. Surprisingly haven't seen it here, yet.)

Little Timmy Jokes More Little Timmy Jokes

Where did little Timmy go during the bombing?

Everywhere

Why does little Timmy keep throwing up gang signs?

Because he ate too much of them.

Bus Driver Jokes More Bus Driver Jokes

What do you call an Arab man who drives a bus?

A bus driver.

What does a dyslexic tiger and a bus driver have in common?

A bus driver can't change his stops.