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What's black and white that small children no longer need worry about?

Michael Jackson

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Why are men like blenders?

You need one but you're not quite sure why.

What else do you need when you use your Batman shampoo?

Conditioner Gordon.

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Why did Michael Jackson call Boys 2 Men?

He thought they were a delivery service

Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 20 years?

Michael Jackson

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What's the difference between a small child and a gorilla?

People actually care if a gorilla dies.

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine &amp a small child?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window...

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How do you know that someone likes to smoke weed?

Don't worry they'll tell you.

How do you know if someone has a Samsung phone without asking?

Don't worry, they've already told you the superior qualities it has over all the other smart phones by this time.