What's black and white that small children no longer need worry about?

Michael Jackson

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How many do I need to get an Xbox?

Sir, that's not how Toys for Tots works." "FALSE ADVERTISING!"

What did the dragonball z fan say when he wanted to go to the toilet?

I need to goku the toilet

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess?

Because he's dead.

What gets whiter as it gets dirtier?

Michael Jackson!

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What's black and white that small children no longer need worry about?

Michael Jackson

What has arms but can't move them?

A small child paralyzed from the waist up.

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How do you know when someone is gluten free?

Don't worry, they'll tell you. "Exit stage right...."

How do you tell if someone's an introvert?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.