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What's black and white that small children no longer need worry about?

Michael Jackson

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How are college students like plants?

They both need natural light to survive!

Why did the chess master order a Russian bride?

He needed a Chech mate!

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What gets whiter as it gets dirtier?

Michael Jackson!

What did Michael Jackson say to the Vegetables?

Just beet it

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What has arms but can't move them?

A small child paralyzed from the waist up.

What's black and white that small children no longer need worry about?

Michael Jackson

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How do you know that someone likes to smoke weed?

Don't worry they'll tell you.

How do you know if someone has a Samsung phone without asking?

Don't worry, they've already told you the superior qualities it has over all the other smart phones by this time.