A person that likes to tell anti jokes.
It's over, man.
Because if they were made in the UK they would be called microcrisps.
He's still there.
You give her a test-tickle.
Because they are humerus
One you'll see in a while, the other you'll see later.
You can hear someone scooting aboot in it
Straight up.
Tell it a yolk.
European.
They told him he was good at deriving
Someone told him it was 2's day.
Do you want to be in my Crib Tonight (Kryptonite)
She'll tell you
Don't worry, they'll tell you
You wouldn't believe me if I told you.
Because the owner will tell you
They'll tell you.
They put on mittens.
Don't worry, they'll tell you.
Ask them to pronounce 'unionized.'
A Jehovah's Witness.
Ask them to pronounce "LATEX"
I'll tell you later.
It is now a parent.
Ask them what OP stands for.
He is going to tell you.
There's whiteout on the screen.
When it is pure bread. Told to me by a friend.
They are wearing suspenders and a belt.
Deciding which to tell people first.
Triforce
One has parents
I'll tell you on my next post
I'll tell you tomorrow
Don't worry, they will tell you.
So that you can tell them apart from feminists
Nothing, you already told her once.
Dam! A customer told me that joke, equipped with an " old guys rule" shirt and a hardy fist bump.
Don't worry they'll tell you
The punchline is too long.
You better not make a habit out of this.
You: You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Person getting told joke: What about the jar of glue? You: I knew you'd get stuck there
They don't find them Hume-erous.
Derive, derive, derive!
Said the man in the pub to the bear. First heard this joke told by Eddie Izzard.
The mooovies. pls tell to friends.
He was told not to play with his food.
They're the ones who look at YOUR shoes when they talk to you.
Oh don't worry, they'll tell you.
When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me".
The lonely one dated igneous rocks!
The ice might crack up! I use this at the beginning of conversations... it's a reall ice breaker.
He already told you so.
Your in 8.
You've gotta be kitten me. You can SPEAK?!?
She was told to do an essay in school.
Because the P is silent.
Attire. My brother told this to me and it gave me a chuckle.
Her teacher told her to go home and do an essay.
Citrus down.
He looks at your shoes while he's talking to you instead of his own.
Because, corn has ears!
Shake it off
Namaste
They have a semillon!
It's Narnia business.
It's the one who has knee pads on.
Because they take everything literally (p.s. you can steal this joke if you want)
I don't know,Alaska guy and tell you
Pier pressure
He looks at shoes when he's talking to you.
The execution.
Ask them to pronounce the word, "unionized".
One of his fingers is clean
Oh, gosh!
They have a sixth sense of humor
Don't worry they'll tell you.
Figuring out what to tell you about first.
Don't worry, they've already told you the superior qualities it has over all the other smart phones by this time.
Don't fret
In meowers
They tell you.
To get another degree. My sister thought it up and found it so funny she called to tell me.
Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti No (This is a joke I wrote a loooonnngg time ago, tell me what you think.)
Cosmic jokes.
Enjoy the silence.
Namaste.
It's my tummy, and I feed it NOW!
Urine.
When he was told to "go big or go home," he only had one option. (I've posted this joke here before, but I believe I've been the first, so if you recognize it as a repost it's because I wanted to tell it again!)
Cause they would quack up.
She kept running away from the ball
Her coach was a pumpkin
Tooth (truth) or Consequences.
When his lips are shut.
They vote
Don't Stop Bereavin'
It's a trade secret, but don't worry, Berkshire Hathaway
Youre always meeting new people.
It never happens just once.
Parti-san
Liberty
Because on top of it was written: Open here.
Wagmans.
