Poop.
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A snowfake.
See if she'll perform black magic.
You have to chew before you swallow!
Throw it in water If it sinks = girl ant If it floats = buoyant
Open your bible to Psalm BODY ONCE TOLD ME
A redditor
I still find you dashing
You gotta Mufasa
The taste.
I'll tell you tomorrow.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Put them in a circular room and tell them to find the corner
Getting the news from your dentist
When the Mexicans get car insurance.
It is when the blind try to read your face
Because, time will always tell.
Two clean fingers.
He dies in his LA home at 82.
Good support in-game, bad in giving child support. gg no re
Tell a woman you love her and she says "i think we're just friends..."
She has a tampon behind her ear and can't find her cigarette
Tell Jamal to drop it
I'd tell you happy birthday, but to me, you've been dead for centuries
They have a mole on their body.
I was told they were sick of being subordinates.
It goes back for seconds
You're!
One of the clouds in the background is blowing another one.
Thought of this one on my own while playing WoW a couple days ago and I'm pretty sure it hasn't been told before. I like corny jokes. I Googled it and didn't find anything (:
You skip the punchline.
A camera has photos and a foot has five toes. (Told to me by a 9 year old child I work with)
Nothing, you already told 'em twice.
I told her that drinks were on the house
A sumo wrestler shaves his legs.
When the color of the license plates start to change.
Dark humor... I hate it when black people tell jokes.
I never had a dad to tell me any.
You tell your Wife, "I saw a lady, looked exactly like you" Wife asks, "WAS SHE BEAUTIFUL?" You cant say 'NO' You cant say 'YES' That is Checkmate!
Because every time i talk dirty to my wife she tells me to go to hell.
I'll let my friend answer that one:
Because her teacher told her to do an essay
Applicant: Well that depends, what's the complaint? Interviewer: He's complaining that his burger had onions on it, even though he specifically asked they were to be removed. Applicant: Well I'd start by telling him he's in the retail section.
I want hue.
She remembers them by their last names.
You can't! You don't know which witch is which!
Because they always take things, literally.
I'll tell you later
Instead of saying "I'm an existentialist, eh." They will say "I'm an existentialist,... be."
She told people to stop patronizing her.
They ain't private ears. (I don't care if a six year old came to this first thirty years ago, it just came to me.)
Chrysanthemum's the word.
A baptist will run into a liquor store, buy their alcohol and run out. A Methodist will walk into a liquor store and say high to everyone, then buy their alcohol and walk out. A catholic will show up to the store completely hammered, hug everyone, get their alcohol and stumble their way out of the store.
They both tell the audience what they are glad to hear. But at the end, the audience laughs at the comic, and the politician laughs at the audience.
Everytime he tried, he was told that she was young and that they tried not to sectionalise her.
You PO PO PO POKE HER FACE PO PO POKE HER FACE!
And I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you medaling kids!
Al Gore's the stiff one.
It's not hard.
Here you go:
They don't tell you
The quality of the sandwich.
Are ya?
He's looking over his shoulder
Pokemon Go!
They'll both lie and tell you it's a footlong to get paid.
Don't worry, they'll tell you.
They always bomb the punchline!
Don't get smart with me.
Here in the U.S. we just ask them how many grams are in an ounce.
Because the censor erased the letter "s".
It told it a Nak-Nak joke! (In my language Urdu, Nak means nose.)
He would've found it hard to digest.
So noone told you knife was gonna be this way?
And I'll tell you all about it when I EU again
I'll tell you tomorrow...
Drunk men. Little children. Yoga pants.
Because if it did, we'd have sent foreign aid by now.
Someone told me but I forgot.
I would love to tell you, but I am afraid the answer is a little bit lacist.
It won't be there
Put a tampon in her, take it out and see if the cottons picked off.
That's an oxy, moron!
Ask him/her to pronounce unionized
You can see the definition.
I don't know you tell me.
Because they never get a reaction.
Lay down three shovels and tell him to take his pick.
When you ask them "2+2 is?":
Well... If it's any constellation...
Tell him the lightbulb is his mother.
He's out standing in his field
Tell them it can probably wait 'til tomorrow.
Go stand in front of a mirror
Nothing. You already told her.
The Blacks get car insurance.
Because they're both cauldron
Aim to the sky, maybe you'll shoot a plane.
If your kid has down syndrome.
He's still there when you get home. What's he say when you tell him to leave? "Na, 'ma stay"
You were adopted. Best told to siblings
Don't worry, they'll tell you
He heard it was a growing field.
She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face and screaming "Lie to me! Lie to me!!!"
She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me... lie to me!"
Two. One to get up on his high horse and another to chastise the first about oppressing horses.
Because they had a crush on each other!sna
GG.
The Navy blues What part of the Mac's desktop would seafarers miss when at sea for a loooong time The Dock
He wanted to harm monica.
OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait the last time didn't feel right. OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait, the second time didn't feel right. OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait...
A Nepalitano. Oh yeah - wait a sec - OK - for the low-info crowd here:
A boat-ique....I'll get my coat.
Her: Over there. How far along is she Me: Her I'm shopping for my Thanksgiving pants. Her...
We don't know she hasn't opened her presents yet.
A girl.
