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Just ask them to read this word: unionized.
Someone stops you in the middle of the road and asks you to tell him a good joke, What would be your reply?
Don't worry, they'll tell you.
If you answered "I don't know." I would like to tell you that I spent all day cleaning that mess up.
I still love vista, baby
Don't worry, he'll tell you
Because if it were invented anywhere else, it'd be called a teethbrush.
Just wait and they'll tell you.
Stand in the middle of the street. If someone yells, "hey, get out of the street" you're in the US. If they yell, "get out of the street, eh" you're in Canada
When was the last time you saw a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field?
Not enough minerals.
Leave my provolone!
By the "M" on his pajamas.
Dont worry, they'll tell you.
I'm not allowed to tell you
The punchline is too long.
Apricots. I used to love this joke when I was a little kid and told it over and over. I'm still a little in love with it for that reason. What are some of your favorite jokes from when you were a little kid?
At the end, they get a bag of chips and a Coke. -My dad told me this joke when we went to a race-
Nah, I'm a stay. (namaste)
The drummer is drooling out of sides of his mouth.
Anyone else got some fun jokes your kids have told you?
This one will sleigh you!
They look at your feet instead of theirs.
Because opposites attract. (Told to me by 2 students today, loved it!)
Because HE is the one who knocks.
I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people......
Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I told them nothing.
You give her a shovel and tell her to get to work.
The naval officer is trying to feed bread to the helicopters!
He was looking for Pooh. - *My little brother told me this one hit me with a little bit of nostalgia.*
They have already told everybody about 6 times in 5 minutes
An old person can sing and brush their teeth at the same time.
Me: I just told you...
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the results are a bit grizzly.
Namaste.
With a witchwatch.
They'll tell you.
A skunk uses a cheaper deodorant!
She thought children should be seen and not herded!
Because his good friend Nostradamus told him he would.
Namaste (pronounced:nah I'ma stay)
Because they won't believe it.
When talking to you, the extrovert mathematician looks at *your* shoes.
Despite what everyone tells you, you'll never learn from your mistakes.
Don't worry, someone will tell you.
Worst. Spy. Ever.
Too Bad, I'm not telling you!
Put an apple on your head & stand still he'll Tell you.
He left his head and shoulders on the beach.
Ask them to say the word, "unionized".
Because he fainted.
He has claw marks on his forehead.
Tall stories!
I told him "It's easy! Julie has long blonde hair..." "..and Derek has a moustache"
By telling them knock knock jokes!
Because he knows where the naughty girls live. (a kid told me this one)
Write it down.
Telephone, telegram, television, and tell a woman.
Go visit his family tree.
Hippopotamus keeper: I don't know he won't tell me.
Try picking them up!
It speaks in Polly-syllables!
Don't worry, he'll tell you.
Honey, walk faster, KETCHUP!
A watchdog.
Don't worry, they'll let you know.
Because I saw so.
Second Kangaroo: The elephant has a better memory.
By his coughin'
Because you can never be too careful.
Pupil: I expect it's around Hadrian's garden miss!
Tell her a joke on a Monday!
Read the label.
Hilarious... My little sister told me this and I wasn't expecting it at all.:
Sigh* That's not elk... That's just reindeer.
A French kiss down under ;) *first post here, a coworker of mine told me the joke. Go easy :)*
I haven't seen you for a year!
You go to an antique auction and three people bid on you!
It is the one with the kickstand.
So you can tell him apart from a gooseberry.
Because she'd just "let it go".
The recipe told her to mints her garlic.
I can't pair wines like this.
Namaste
Everyone keeps telling me that I should know...
Just tell me "enjoy the diarrhea" and I'll move along.
He was told to draw the curtains before going to sleep.
So he can tell if he's coming or going.
If it's a good one you will be able to talk about it later!
Only one but he'll tell everybody.
Because of the Fibonacci sequins.
The drummer is drooling equally from both sides of his mouth.
Tell him he's outstanding in his field!
Bring it to a bool.
I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.
Daughter: You told me to change the baby.
They thought the traveling salesman told the farmer to put his name on the dotted swine.
To get to the other side!
Youre always meeting new people.
He prawned everything!
Your grandparents.
European
None, broken lightbulbs have the rights to be treated as a normal lightbulb.
Doctor WHo
Doctor: It is near about 10,000$. Patient: Well, what if we arrange the plastic
They've got no sole.
The Navy blues What part of the Mac's desktop would seafarers miss when at sea for a loooong time The Dock
My guitar doesn't yell at me when I snap it's g-string
Disney Movies still touch kids
I asked my grandad the other day "why do old people read the Bible so much?" He replied "cause we're cramming for finals"
I like to reply "I haven't decided yet."
Avril Labean
We're too young to marry. We cantaloupe.
