Because he knows where the naughty girls live. (a kid told me this one)
Hippopotamus keeper: I don't know he won't tell me.
Try picking them up!
It speaks in Polly-syllables!
Don't worry, he'll tell you.
They'll tell you.
Honey, walk faster, KETCHUP!
A watchdog.
Don't worry, they'll let you know.
Because I saw so.
Second Kangaroo: The elephant has a better memory.
By his coughin'
Because you can never be too careful.
Pupil: I expect it's around Hadrian's garden miss!
Tell her a joke on a Monday!
Read the label.
Hilarious... My little sister told me this and I wasn't expecting it at all.:
Sigh* That's not elk... That's just reindeer.
A French kiss down under ;) *first post here, a coworker of mine told me the joke. Go easy :)*
I haven't seen you for a year!
You go to an antique auction and three people bid on you!
It is the one with the kickstand.
So you can tell him apart from a gooseberry.
Because she'd just "let it go".
The recipe told her to mints her garlic.
I can't pair wines like this.
Namaste
Everyone keeps telling me that I should know...
Just tell me "enjoy the diarrhea" and I'll move along.
He was told to draw the curtains before going to sleep.
If it's a good one you will be able to talk about it later!
Only one but he'll tell everybody.
Because of the Fibonacci sequins.
The drummer is drooling equally from both sides of his mouth.
Tell him he's outstanding in his field!
Bring it to a bool.
Daughter: You told me to change the baby.
They thought the traveling salesman told the farmer to put his name on the dotted swine.
Because someone told him to get along little doggie.
They grit their tooth at you.
5-year-old: It's only for people who don't have lawyers.
It's skirts versus shins.
Don't tell the farmer. He might charge us extra.
He always tells them with a dead Pan face.
Oh don't worry, they'll tell you.
One is weasely identifiable while the other is stoatally different.
Nah-imma-stay
It will tell you.
They go off on tangents.
Hi brow
Someone told him he should get an apple Mac
You tell me.
A. The remote control slips from his hand.
What Ketchup
Don't do it, it's Siouxicide
I don't know and I don't care.
Cheese Was! some old guy came up to me on the street and told me this one.
An extrovert mathematician will be looking at the other guy's shoes.
Because they make up everything!
Tell him your plans.
Because once someone told him to get a long little doggie.
They're attractive!
You mean across
Me: Before I tell you let's talk about ending sentences with prepositions.
Well fangcy that!
A watch dog!
If I've told you n times, I've told you n+1 times...
His sentences start with "A woman once told me.."
A hobbyte Cortana told me that joke
You have bad hand writing
Ask them to pronounce the following: **HIRES**
Ask them if they're on reddit. I'm sorry.
An extroverted Techie looks at *your* shoes when he's talking to you.
Other lawyers look interested.
It never happens just once.
Look for his footprints in the ice cream.
He will tell you.
Only one but he has to have a nurse to tell him which end to screw in.
Tell them it's nearly finished.
By the buckle print on her forehead.
His lips are moving.
They'll tell you in their novel.
When his lips are shut.
A cheesy pun.
Those are the wrong Sais.
I am the one who Knock-knocks.
She's the one with the dirty knees.
Because he's not a rat.
They always talk about how they're from New York.
You don't need to, they'll tell you
Because if his punch line doesn't work, you still get a kick out of it.
Me: You could get me a "world's best dad" mug. 4: You told me not to lie.
Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs!
He told her he *can't elope*.
I told him, "Dude, we literally drive on the right side."
Tell them to take off their hats
They are always packing their trunk!
He ate a Pb and j sandwich I'd tell you another but all the good jokes argon
Because he didn't feel well.
What ails you?
The Dallas Cowboy Stadium, a touchdown never happens there!
Somebody's 'bout to lose a trailer.
It was important not to fall off the wagon.
Mi Hao.
Nii haw!
Every night, he'd go out and drink until it was light.
He couldn't handle his lacquer
His hand caught on fire.
Cuz it was yellow and appealing! Sorry if this is bad. Seen too many of the same jokes here and I wanted to add an original joke.
A painting only need one nail to hang
Asked the teacher hoping that someone would say "babies." She was disappointed when all the children cried out "Happy!"
The washer doesn't follow you around after you put a load in it.
