Ask them what 'unsigned' means.
He looks at your shoes when he talks to you.
People tell you.
A tray shaped dinosaur. Credits go to the wife for that one! She still giggles when she tells it.
2...and don't ask me how they got in there. (My 87 year old grandma just told me this one)
He/she's not sitting or standing!
All the trees have square roots.
GirlFriend: You told me to surprise you.
Repost
He has a flashing light.
His lips are moving
A guitarist who'd told too many drummer jokes.
Namaste
Ask him what color the blue line is and wait. It may take him ten minutes to answer.
Try picking it up. If you can't it's either a monster or a giant banana.
You have to have gooooooaaaaaaaaallllllllllllllllssssssssss!!!!!
Take a blud test OC
Sorry, I overwrote your order.
They're just ghost stories for all in tents and porpoises.
OC) You really can't tell the difference between a fish and an elephant
He glances over his shoulder.
B flat.
Tell her a joke at Christmas
Because they are always telling them "You're in trouble"
A. He can throw a set into the middle of a pond and not hit any of the ducks.
I'm often asked by people: "Why are your eyes covered in ketchup " So I tell them it's because Heinz sight is 20/20.
Moo. As told by my kid this morning.
Dad, they questioned me for 3 hours, but I told them nothing!!!
Na 'ma ste
She says "Nothing, just wanted to tell you I'm vegan."
When it gets pasteurise.
Tell them its almost over
A clocktopus Shoutout to the popper from my Xmas dinner
A complaint Bernard!
A clockshund!
He's staring at somebody else's shoes.
You put it in a bowl and tell it go to a corner!
When they even put their ear up to the bathroom keyhole.
Because she thought it was telling her to concentrate!
None. They can't get that high! (My band teacher told me that one today)
Five: One to do it and four to tell you how they did it on the last job.
It keeps giving me mixed results.
...but you might not get it.
They start coffin.
You will see one later and one in a while.
Somebody told him to get a long little doggy.
I get to keep telling them until you get them.
Because they would crack each other up.
I had to draw my own conclusions.
I told her 'No, thanks. The carton works fine.'
They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.
No matter how hard God looked, he could not find three wise men or a virgin anywhere in Mexico
Turn 19
Because they always take things literally
WATERRR THOOOOOSSSSSEEEEE!!!!
When the stores are open.
Crate and Barrel.
Nah, I'm-a stay.
Unstable.
A 14 year old boy in the U.S. is a freshman and one in Mexico is a senor
Because her teacher told her to go do an essay.
ME: *leans in way too close* Leaving it.
One you brush and rake, the other you rush and brake.
Because someone threw a fridge at her....
Girl. You look so good that I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!
Because she ran away from the ball!
Because she keeps running away from the ball
